#1 I liked going to the World Trade Center, we usually went there with the family. We shopped in various shops and ate at the best cafes and restaurants i really liked watching the planes there...
#2 A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they f**ked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
#3 A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "f**k off, you won't bring it back."