BlueFlareNinja

Hahahaha exactly

Deep#

OOOOOOOO snap ;D

Is that a good thing?

So can women ahah

Oh snap

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a...

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds....

oml

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

hahaha

Ignore the first you

My lovely hand

neither, i would do it with a dog or donkey

Neither because none can reproduce.

I'll f**k the old lady because I'm not straight.

Today prolly

never

Why never?