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  1. smokey

    Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl... Not on my watch.

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    2. WheresWaldo

      WheresWaldo

      punching him isnt that fun, should have kick him in da balls so he cant get laid for awhile

    3. smokey

      smokey

      You're not getting the joke :rofl:

       

    4. BaROCK Obama

      BaROCK Obama

      .-. I don't know what to comment. I just don't know. o_0

    5. smokey

      smokey

      no one does that to a girl... "not on my WATCH" get it cause he was doing that to a girl while stppeing on my watch.. its a joke :p

    6. BaROCK Obama

      BaROCK Obama

      I get it ;-;

  2. smokey

    Terbs is love, Terbs is life.

  3. smokey

    ....

  4. smokey

    I need food :cry:

    1. Rook

      Rook

      You need Free Pizza

    2. Prophet91

      Prophet91

      I think you can social engineer to get free pizza. :p

    3. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      Ask DiDA the Food God.

  5. smokey

    -Curry- haz sweg

  6. smokey

    Faded AF spelt backwards is FAded aF

  7. smokey

    I have this radical belief that decisions that affect everyone in the world shouldn't be made in secret by government bureaucrats and corporate lobbyists.

    1. cu_rry

      cu_rry

      Hi

  8. smokey

    You're all babes

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    2. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      Thanks babe.

    3. MickySoFine

      MickySoFine

      :3
    4. cu_rry

      cu_rry

      ������������

    5. Juku

      Juku

      Ik I am

  9. smokey

    Sup

    1. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      Sup

  10. smokey

    Planetary collision, inner vision apocalypse Demonology monetary toppled metropolis Inequality, military coddle the populace Mephistopholese, headed full throttle for opulence

  11. smokey

    I love the iOSGods community <3

    1. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      But still I scream, You scream for ice cream

    2. Raggnar

      Raggnar

      <3
    3. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      :)
    4. Rook

      Rook

      We love you :kappa:

       

      <3

  12. smokey

    Almost 1k thanks. Thanks! :D

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    2. DanYal

      DanYal

      :golfclap:
    3. Diversityy

      Diversityy

      :golfclap:
    4. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      :clapgolf:

    5. AEGi5

      AEGi5

      clap:golf:

    6. Klepto

      Klepto

      clap::golf

  13. smokey

    Hahaha RickHak put me on the Ignore List

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    2. DanYal

      DanYal

      The L O L :D

    3. Klepto

      Klepto

      Same

    4. MickySoFine

      MickySoFine

      Why?

    5. IamBeast

      IamBeast

      hahah :p

       

    6. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      Lol.

  14. smokey

    Laka Poi Poi

  15. smokey

    Laka Poi Poi

  16. smokey

    Aaaaaaiiiiiiiaaaammm stuck on a feeeelinnn

    1. cu_rry

      cu_rry

      trumpppppppp stuck on a feeeeelinn

    2. smokey

      smokey

      He's high on believein

    3. Rook

      Rook

      Duduuuduuuuu

    4. DanYal

      DanYal

      LAKKKAAAA POOOIIIII POOOOIIIIII

    5. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      So you're in your feelings? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  17. smokey

    If you ever think that English is not a confusing language, just remember that read and lead rhyme, and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

    1. Diversityy

      Diversityy

      No, English is my 2nd language.

    2. WheresWaldo

      WheresWaldo

      go learn chinese, it will make u spin around

       

  18. smokey

    Do not correct a fool, for he will hate you; correct a wise man, for he will appreciate you.

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    2. Svensken

      Svensken

      What happens if u correct a Terbs?

    3. NitroxicDemon

      NitroxicDemon

      Then you die

    4. Rook

      Rook

      Alone

    5. Svensken

      Svensken

      :rofl: im f***ing crying xD
    6. smokey

      smokey

      I'll rem to never correct the terbs

  19. smokey

    I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life

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    2. -King

      -King

      cant, have to go to school

    3. smokey

      smokey

      Right, Diversityy? It pertains with sleep cycles and if you don't wake up on the right timing you'll just feel tired :mad:

    4. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      That's why most of my classes are in the afternoon.

    5. smokey

      smokey

      xD
    6. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      That is why there are a saying, Gravity is stronger in Bed.

  20. smokey

    There's a few people on here with overly-high ego's that need a reality check. Quite annoying :p

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    2. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      :snack:
    3. Rook

      Rook

      Hahahahaha

    4. Amuyea

      Amuyea

      who? :v

    5. AnotherLurker

      AnotherLurker

      he's talking to a mirror

    6. Diversityy

      Diversityy

      :lol: That's why you just ignore them. btw, tutor me in English ^_^
  21. smokey

    thanks to DiDA, I've used the word "riperino" at least 20 times irl today.

    1. Rook

      Rook

      I can't even remember where I got it from ahahah

    2. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      ^ From tobada. :3

    3. Rook

      Rook

      Noooo :o

    4. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      LOL. CopyCut

    5. Svensken

      Svensken

      lol

  22. smokey

    You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold

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    2. castix

      castix

      You know you don't get it, when you read and don't get it

    3. tadoba55

      tadoba55

      ...... Well..

    4. Dao Noob

      Dao Noob

      it's hot inside and if you go inside it's hot

    5. smokey

      smokey

      What do you mean castix

    6. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      WTF!??!

  23. smokey

    My phone got shattered last night from gettin hit by a car. So that was fun hahahaha

    1. NitroxicDemon

      NitroxicDemon

      I read it as my friend got shattered I was like wtf

    2. smokey

      smokey

      My friend, you're shattered.

    3. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      You have a warranty on it?

    4. smokey

      smokey

      I actually took off insurance the month before xD I'm sad

    5. Rook

      Rook

      Lol :s

  24. smokey

    #Klepto4President2k16

    1. Rook

      Rook

      What did he do now? ._.

    2. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      2k16? Does it has to do with that basketball game?

    3. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      #Smokey4Secretary2k16

    4. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      #zzmorg4Treasurer2k16

  25. smokey

    "Disregaurd females, acquire currency"-Klepto

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