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smokey

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  1. DiDA for president 2024

    1. Johned443
    2. smokey

      smokey

      CoC gem hax plz kind sir

  2. 4 years later...

    1. Laxus

      Laxus

      The dead ò Apple Inc.

    2. Rook
    3. Error.

      Error.

      Idk who u are neither do you 

    4. Pro

      Pro

      Holy, you're actually back?

    5. DanYal

      DanYal

      Ooo hello , How are you ? Man it's been a long time 

  3. #HomelessLyfe4Lyfe

    1. Sakswa
    2. Svensken

      Svensken

      Shipped u food u never told me if u got it or not u cnut, f***ing 150$ value.

  4. hi im new

    1. Dannyyy

      Dannyyy

      same here just began 5 minutes from now

    2. MickySoFine

      MickySoFine

      @Dannyyy "5 minutes from now" You already starting from the Future back to the past! Damnmmm'

    3. Dannyyy

      Dannyyy

      I'm too cool for the present

  5. if this status gets 50 comments, without spamming, I'll attempt to chop my 32" flat screen in half and record it

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    5. cu_rry

      cu_rry

      rekt

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

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    6. cu_rry
  6. Use phantom. I've been using it since 5.1.2 Edit: repo: cydia.cokepokes.com
  7. "DJ Khaled" -Another one

  8. Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless the question is "what are you doing this weekend"

    1. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    2. tezaki

      tezaki

      still no drugs but few drinks wud be nice

       

    3. smokey

      smokey

      Just a joke :p

       

    4. not_DiDA

      not_DiDA

      Alcohol is borrowing happiness from tommorow

    5. not_DiDA

      not_DiDA

      Alcohol is borrowing happiness from tommorow

  9. What should I cook for dinner tonight?

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    2. ViRaLSanity
    3. Chrizk0
    4. DJ Khaled
    5. Rook

      Rook

      Taggliatelli

    6. smokey

      smokey

      I decided to make taggliatelli. Pulled a recipe off the internet, I had Italian food in mind before asking iG, and it was f***ing delicious holy god thank you dida

  10. Type "loser.com" into your browser. you'll thank me later :evil:

  11. Can't wait for Friday.

  12. saw flowers on a car. had to add some spice http://imgur.com/JbEhjTC

  13. anyone want some milk? http://m.imgur.com/9ESWTYl

    1. Rook

      Rook

      Hahahahaha

    2. Rook

      Rook

      How awkward would it be if some stranger went to their house and drank milk with him?

    3. smokey

      smokey

      Or even better came over with a bowl of cereal

  14. One time my mom called me a "son of a b*tch", so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mom, then I hit myself because no one hits my mom, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mom.

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    2. smokey

      smokey

      4chan goggs xD

       

    3. BaROCK Obama
    4. Goggwell

      Goggwell

      im scared of 4chan D: (the /b/ section specifically)

    5. smokey

      smokey

      thats the /tard/ section lmao :*

       

    6. mitosis

      mitosis

      pm me the rest of the story lmfao

  15. Barber: come over my parents aren't home Me: wrong joke format Bae: say no more Vegan: im a vegan Me: im confused Dad: hi confused, im dad

  16. If Prunes are dehydrated Plums then how is Prune Juice made?

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