You know, you have to be single and really happy to go for a walk. You have to be even happier to feed pidgeons. Have you tried feeding pidgeons in a relationship? You be feeding them and then your baby calls you all mad that you ain't home saying "what you doing??" And you all like "IM FEEDING PIDGEONS!" And she's like "NO YOU AIN'T, PUT THE PIDGEONS ON THE PHONE!"
You put the pidgeons on the phone and she like "THOSE AIN'T NO GOSH DARN PIDGEONS! TELL THAT BISH, THAT WHEN I SEE HER IMMA SLAP HER WITH A PIDGEON SO SHE CAN SEE WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE."
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