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  1. My D!ck is longer than the dictionary

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    2. Zahir

      Zahir

      My Dictionary is 3 inches

    3. Goggwell

      Goggwell

      I don't have a dictionary

    4. Joka
    5. Wwttwt5 W5fs5g2u27w

      Wwttwt5 W5fs5g2u27w

      Dictionary's don't exist anymore.

    6. iDavie

      iDavie

      "K" is not in the word Dictionary, Let's make each letter 1 centimetre, Dic is a 3 letter word, Dictionary is a 10 letter word, you're 3 centimetres is in no way bigger than the Dictionary.

       

      Dictionary Wins

  2. I fell down to my knees, And when no one would accept ya, Throw myself up on a cross and bleed

  3. When You Find A Song You Love To The End Of The World: https://goo.gl/hKjl4L

  4. If money is your god who's your devil? if everybody die what makes you special?

  5. I keep a small circle, i can't f*ck with squares

  6. Facebook Sucks! Check my Videos Thanks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWQEYXQm0fI

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    2. bibobo
    3. bibobo

      bibobo

      What is font that u use anyway? LOL

    4. mitosis

      mitosis

      I told you its good, just the monotoning needs working, when you get 1M subs, remember me as your second sub

    5. alexbaas

      alexbaas

      raTED 8/8 M8 need subs? I can do that

    6. alexbaas

      alexbaas

      btw: PLS TALK LOUDER! Thanks :)

  7. Exams Going Good :D (Grades: 1x "A" 4x "B" 2x "C" 2x "D")

  8. Exams Going Good :D

  9. Roses Are Red, I Have A Phone, No One Texts Me, Forever Alone.

    1. neebulous17

      neebulous17

      Roses Are Red, I Have No Phone, Got Some Debts Tho, Like My Student Loan.

  10. 50$ worth of steam games will be released soon on my channel aswell as on iOSGods make sure to follow my content to keep updated

  11. Tech Now A Days... Size Matters I Guess (iPhone 6, iPad Pro, Samsung S7)

  12. i think i found a way to get iOSGods Rich AsF if people just want to help. it's free and all you have to do is install a thing and then afk

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    2. MART938G

      MART938G

      RIP BBCode

       

    3. mitosis

      mitosis

      Pitch me your plan

    4. MART938G

      MART938G

      skype then i want to keep it a bit low key you know

    5. DooM_Blade

      DooM_Blade

      This sounds stuuuuuupid... This should really be spoken to DiDA about.

    6. MART938G

      MART938G

      nvm didnt work.... :Crei:

  13. 315.000 views? k.

  14. Please DiDA u mad becuz i use shorter v. of words?

  15. plz 800 subs plz

    1. Rook

      Rook

      If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please", then I'll say "no" because it's shorter than "yes".

    2. mitosis

      mitosis

      Why did I expect this?

    3. Sakswa

      Sakswa

      If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please," then I'll say "no," because I'm assuming you're stupid.

  16. check the game out called stack and check the score board im in 1st place with a (totally legit) score of 2.147.483.647 :3

    1. FrazilSilver

      FrazilSilver

      *cough*

      That value is the exact max value you can input using game player

      *cough*

      legit

    2. castix

      castix

      2147483647^E *

    3. Rook

      Rook

      Susperjot

  17. Daemn danel ba-katit agan whi the whi-e vaaans

  18. These Haters Only Make Threats When All I Make Is Commas!

    1. pwxown
    2. MART938G

      MART938G

      Lol m8 I will meme you in your sleep

  19. A shmoo is shaped like a plump bowling pin with stubby legs. It has smooth skin, eyebrows and sparse whiskers—but no arms, nose or ears. Its feet are short and round but dextrous

    1. MART938G

      MART938G

      Thanks Wikipedia xDD

  20. Ashmoo is shaped like a plump bowling pin with stubby legs. It has smooth skin, eyebrows and sparse whiskers—but no arms, nose or ears. Its feet are short and round but dextrous

  21. A @shmoo is shaped like a plump bowling pin with stubby legs. It has smooth skin, eyebrows and sparse whiskers—but no arms, nose or ears. Its feet are short and round but dextrous

  22. i get 600 coins a minute in agar.io :p #2Rich4You find out how here https://youtu.be/v4lABVo_Rec you're welcome :p

  23. i get 600 coins a minute in agar.io :p #2Rich4You

  24. you're not a phone, you're not a phone, you're prank call f*ck nigga got, full time zippin' but you drinking' on the watch,

  25. What is the purpose of living life, if life doesn't have a purpose

    1. castix

      castix

      Why do you ask when you already give the answer

    2. 6S Plus
    3. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      eating pizza. playing games. hacking games. make fun of ur ______. and DIE

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