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DJ Khaled

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  1. Communism is Msinummoc spelled backwards

  2. The only key I will ever need is DJ Khaled's Key to success. (And Asir's Steam keys)
  3. What if Trump had immigrant parents?

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    2. Pro

      Pro

      ^ What if shmoo got a small loan of a million dollars?

    3. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      Pro, what do you mean?

       

    4. RJTB

      RJTB

      His wife is an immigrant if you didnt know

       

    5. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      money does buy happiness

  4. Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” and then he dies.

    1. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      internet got me trippy

    2. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      He said H2O too. Maybe the bartender thought he was asking for H2O2 which is Hydrogen Peroxide.

       

      :/ damn. That second one was an idiot.

    3. RJTB

      RJTB

      LOL! Hydrogen Peroxide is the answer i heard of this one before.

    4. Chrizk0

      Chrizk0

      This joke is too old

    5. DJ Khaled
  5. Name: Donald Trump Age: 69 Eye color: Hazel Hair: Brown Profession: American business magnate, investor, author, television personality, and candidate for President of the United States in the 2016 presidential election. What I want to happen to him/her: Find out his parents are actually immigrants. Dad being Arabic and Mom being Mexican.
  6. Don't Climb Ladders

    1. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      You will get high

    2. Chrizk0

      Chrizk0

      These status's tho -_-

    3. zzmorg82
    4. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      Don't use drugs while your high. Cuz you will feel low. If you know what I mean

       

  7. hit me up lmao
  8. I love iosgods because this website literally has the solution to everything I would ever need in my entire life.
  9. How do people drown lmao just drink the water

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    2. AEGi5
    3. Juku
    4. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      So why not you try and drink the sea water. Let's see if you can finish it.

    5. RiG

      RiG

      I know right?

    6. Dannyyy

      Dannyyy

      Dumbest thing I've heard all year, maybe all my life omg

  10. My sister is pregnant. I can't wait to see if ima be a auntie or a uncle.

  11. I should be winner, because I just f**ked your bitch in some gucci flip flops. :moonie: (Also thanks for the Giveaway)
  12. Dolphins are my new favorite reptile

  13. Im in it to win it
  14. I liked io better, but this is still good.
  15. u wot m8?
  16. Lol 21 Jump street
  17. Eric Dunn and Kim Kardashian Eric Dunn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-OdAJ-naM Kim Kardashian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vABZIO9yqw
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