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  1. DJ Khaled
    ????
  2. DJ Khaled

    Communism is Msinummoc spelled backwards

    1. Sakswa

      Sakswa

      msinummoC*

    2. Goggwell

      Goggwell

      the more you know

    3. AEGi5

      AEGi5

      ohp

       

  3. DJ Khaled

    What if Trump had immigrant parents?

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    2. Pro

      Pro

      ^ What if shmoo got a small loan of a million dollars?

    3. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      Pro, what do you mean?

       

    4. RJTB

      RJTB

      His wife is an immigrant if you didnt know

       

    5. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      money does buy happiness

  4. DJ Khaled

    Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” and then he dies.

    1. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      internet got me trippy

    2. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      He said H2O too. Maybe the bartender thought he was asking for H2O2 which is Hydrogen Peroxide.

       

      :/ damn. That second one was an idiot.

    3. RJTB

      RJTB

      LOL! Hydrogen Peroxide is the answer i heard of this one before.

    4. Chrizk0

      Chrizk0

      This joke is too old

    5. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      chill fam

  5. DJ Khaled

    What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

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    2. WheresWaldo

      WheresWaldo

      Spiderpig

    3. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      A troll.

    4. Raggnar

      Raggnar

      -.-

    5. Mrtyz

      Mrtyz

      Just a kid like anyone els

  6. DJ Khaled

    Don't Climb Ladders

    1. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      You will get high

    2. Chrizk0

      Chrizk0

      These status's tho -_-

    3. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      ^Lol.

    4. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      Don't use drugs while your high. Cuz you will feel low. If you know what I mean

       

  7. DJ Khaled

    How do people drown lmao just drink the water

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    2. AEGi5

      AEGi5

      ...

    3. Juku

      Juku

      Agreed

    4. --Techarmor--

      --Techarmor--

      So why not you try and drink the sea water. Let's see if you can finish it.

    5. RiG

      RiG

      I know right?

    6. Dannyyy

      Dannyyy

      Dumbest thing I've heard all year, maybe all my life omg

  8. DJ Khaled

    My sister is pregnant. I can't wait to see if ima be a auntie or a uncle.

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    2. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

      This made me laugh, lol.

    3. Prophet91

      Prophet91

      rofl

    4. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      b8 was great

  9. DJ Khaled

    Dolphins are my new favorite reptile

  10. DJ Khaled

    Have my babies

    1. Prophet91

      Prophet91

      Ask Kim Kardashion

    2. RunningHamster

      RunningHamster

      @NatsuDragneel91

      Right on buddy!

    3. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      lol

  11. DJ Khaled

    Steel Beams can't melt Jet Fuel

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    2. NitroxicDemon

      NitroxicDemon

    3. zzmorg82

      zzmorg82

    4. NitroxicDemon

      NitroxicDemon

    5. DJ Khaled

      DJ Khaled

      ^^^

  12. DJ Khaled
    Pineapples
  13. DJ Khaled
    I tried this on the 5C, and for some reason it always crashes 15 seconds into any game. Still a great find though!
  14. DJ Khaled
    f**king Amazing!
  15. DJ Khaled
    will check, but i usually aint up for these things
  16. DJ Khaled
    K
  17. DJ Khaled
    cool
  18. DJ Khaled
    Cool
  19. DJ Khaled
    Thx
  20. DJ Khaled
    Sick
  21. DJ Khaled
    Nice
  22. DJ Khaled
    Nice
  23. DJ Khaled
    Nice
  24. DJ Khaled
    Nice
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