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Everything posted by smokey
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Just met a girl. Omg she was so fine. Handsome even. Never will I meet a girl like her again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And her name was the first letter of each sentence.
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A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die
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The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
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[1 in 4 car accidents are caused by texting and driving] People: "Won't be me." [1 in 292 million chance of winning the Powerball] People: "You never know."
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Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl... Not on my watch.
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I need food
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I have this radical belief that decisions that affect everyone in the world shouldn't be made in secret by government bureaucrats and corporate lobbyists.
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Planetary collision, inner vision apocalypse Demonology monetary toppled metropolis Inequality, military coddle the populace Mephistopholese, headed full throttle for opulence