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Everything posted by smokey
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One time my mom called me a "son of a b*tch", so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mom, then I hit myself because no one hits my mom, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mom.
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Barber: come over my parents aren't home Me: wrong joke format Bae: say no more Vegan: im a vegan Me: im confused Dad: hi confused, im dad
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Just met a girl. Omg she was so fine. Handsome even. Never will I meet a girl like her again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And her name was the first letter of each sentence.
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A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die