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Story time shall arrive *Whispers the pilgrims*

I should be at the gym right now

I should be sleeping... RIP

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Sometimes, I ponder on the replies and I tell myself... "Wow How2Grammar&Spelling Juan 0 Juan"

Much Happiness has come upon Uncle Jan

Yesterday, I had a thought... That I should make a story time with every girl that I've In many various places ... Starting from today Or to make it even easier, I was even considering on ''Vlogging'' Now on with the story So yesterday, I was suppose to celebrate a late birthday with Homegirl (The grill from my most recent story time) since on Thursday, which was my actual birthday... We just had birthday ''Intimacy'' . She messaged me around 5AM yesterday to tell me that she had work today and that she's going to a party, it was a little bit upsetting BUT as the famous quote says from Jan Harvey Gomez, "cat Comes, cat Goes" (I'm a terrible person... I know but it happens ) Going on with my day, a message appeared from someone I haven't spoken to in A LONG TIME... I MEAN IN A LOOOONGG TIME. we'll call her Japanese Homegirl... Truth be told and Long story short, she wanted to meet up and go shopping together after I finish training at the gym. 2 hours pass, we planned on meeting at Westfield Stratford by 12:15... Knowing how long girls take SO BLOODY LONG TO GET READY, because I've been around them way too much not to know . I knew the latest she was going to arrive was 12:30... I sat down at Starbucks and had my cup of coffee... There she was... BROS... I DIDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE HER... I said to myself, ''WHAT... WHAT WHAT... WAIT WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT.. YOU NEVER LOOKED LIKE THIS BEFORE, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT... WHY DID I TURN YOU DOWN WHEN YOU ASKED ME OUT BEFORE''. I internally died, knowing how conservative she was before... I tried to go in for the usual hug and kiss to the forehead but nope, she pushed me away. Obviously I wasn't gonna let it go that easily Fast forwarding on throughout the day, trying to make her feel comfortable, I even wore crocs and let her braid my hair, I just knew people were going to judge me... But after an hour of hand holding, casual neck kisses whilst going up the escalator, hugs by the waist and the warm caress of my hands flowing through her body and her... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I got my checkmate on the chessboard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). We ended up in a big family toilet... Just the two of us. It was actually a ''not too bad place'', ironically enough there was a black couch in the corner, a foldable table thingy and a toilet. All in all... I thought I had a pretty good day. Being the considerate person that I am I did ask her if she wanted anything to eat or drink but all she said was "I honestly just wanted to spend time with you", a part of me was like AWWWWW but then the other part of me was just Assuming my day was about to be over, I got home and found out that nobody was going to be home today And I got a message from Homegirl from the other story time just finished partying and she was a few hours away from home... So obviously, I invited her over to ''Netflix and Chill'' LITERALLY SHE LIVES 30 SECONDS AWAY FROM ME. Whilst waiting for her, a few close mates invited me to just ''Puff Puff Pass'' at the park behind where I live. I came through just to see how everyone was doing and then I noticed they invited their homegirls from their old campus and My God... This Jhene Aiko looking girl was smoking... I shed a tear... A few minutes later everyone was just high, I sat next to Jhene Aiko look alike because she was just shivering because all she wore was just a loose t shirt and yoga pants. Fast forwarding a few minutes, I gave her my jacket and started to cuddle her Out of nowhere my phone started ringing and I checked to see who it was and it was Homegirl from other story that lives like 30 seconds away from me I didn't pick up. Putting pure focus on the situation right now... Deciding whether or not I should stay with Jhene Aiko look alike or run home to Netflix and Chill with other homegirl. It was the time when I was just like... ''Fook this shiet''. I pulled Jhene Aiko look alike closer to me and I rushed in with the neck kisses, she finally turned around after 5 minutes and I asked her if she wanted to go to the shop with me as if we actually went to the shop I said my farewell to my friends for a little bit and we went to the basketball court and... Long story short, I had a blanket in my bag, laid it on the floor and BAM BAM BAM. Throughout the whole time, my phone has been ringing and ringing on and on again. We finished, got dressed and I ran home. Waiting at my door was a blonde Asian girl... Who looked so familiar... Another girl popped up, who I obviously recognize. They both turned around... HOLY f**kING SHIT. LORD JESUS... WHY DIDN'T HOMEGIRL FROM LAST STORY TELL ME SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER. OH MY GOD... I THOUGHT I WAS JUST SUPER HIGH BUT NOPE.. IT WAS REAL.. THE STRESS WAS REAL. All I can say is... Threesomes are very spiritual [hide] http://imgur.com/a/p4evn[/hide]

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Ahhh story time, I haven't done one of these in a while but when I do... I just do... Anyways, moving on to the story.. I start my usual routine, 6AM wake up and freshen up with pre made breakfast and lunch because cooking in large portions is important. Got to the gym around 10AM, you may wonder or ask "Why so early?" Because my friends... That's when they do their morning Yoga classes Ahhh just admiring the perfect fitting of yoga pants of some females. Thank you based Jesus. After working out my arms and back. A few close friends (Who I've only known for like 2 weeks ) Invited me to play another basketball game. Why the heck not right? I came through around 3:30 PM. They all expected a story time from me because I'd usually have a new Juan every day 18+ Stories... (I'm a terrible person ) ANYWAYS... Not paying attention to the people around me, this cute Asian Girl walks by... 8/10 on looks and body would be a 6/9 Being the very "Innocent" person that I am, I approached her whilst I was sweating intensely because it was bloody hot. She said out loud "You're really hot, can I touch you" and I was just like "Some water would be nice too" being very slow to what she was implying to I just died on her lap because she was sitting on the floor. A couple of banter here and there, she began to play with my hair... And My God did I almost fall asleep... Being the very "Innocent" person that I am and my close friends knowing how I operate, each one of them called out "savage" whilst I got up and went behind her to hug her by the waist. Outloud I said "You look like those very innocent girls, that's probably like WAAAAYYYYY TOO FREAKY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS" and she giggled It was time... "How I see it, every girl is a chessboard. Each one has a different "Checkmate" but if you play well, the outcomes would be unimaginable... Till you get to the bed." - Jan Harvey Gomez A few neck kisses here and there for her... And I was set... My checkmate was there, she wanted to go to the shop to "Quickly Buy Food" and OBVIOUSLY I GOT WHAT SHE MEANT but nope, some friends just had to be cook blocks and just came Even though I hate it, I still held it down and stayed cute. The intertwining of fingers here and there, then the casual goodbye, tight hugs and the quick kiss to end the day is what I had in mind because I thought I was never going to see her again. Exchanged numbers for the sake of keeping in contact. Long story short... It was 2 in the morning and the messages I'll be showing are... Pssh... They're just... Wow like I knew she wasn't Innocent at all.

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