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Testing this booty

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Pls fingers crossed like mah booty

Es Very Naice

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And alas.... I have returned from my two week endeavor from Miami to Dallas and then back to London and it feels good to be back... So let's just skip the part where I wait 7 hours for the bloody airplane because there was a bloody delay and the 14 hour flight that took way too long, especially when you thought getting a first class ticket would give you peace and quiet but NO, there just had to be someone right next to you who snores a bunch but hey? You win some, you lose some right? Anyways, as I landed in Miami and rushing to get my luggage again, to get it checked in because of 2 hour time frame I have to catch my connecting flight to Dallas. Going past through customs and immigration was the bane of my existence because constantly, I'm being asked the same questions over and over again... Until 30 minutes later, I had to rush through everything and finally I got to my gate just in time. Feeling all nackered from running through the airport, I sat down feeling like I just want to die and pass out. A girl right behind me started laughing like there was no tomorrow and the look on my face was just dead serious. Since there was another delay again with my flight, I'm over here actually making "Banter" with her. Getting to know each other and throwing out innuendos out there, just fully made my night, since here I was thinking ''Oh, I'm never ever gonna see her ever again anyways, so why the hell not right?". Moving to the topic of where our final destinations are going to be and what not... We ended up being on the same flight and then having seats next to each other? What a coincidence right? So we threw a little bit more banter here and there, having to deal with another 4 hour flight, she fell asleep on my arm... AND OBVIOUSLY Doing that "Sneaky" ninja move where you put your arm around some and just cuddle the life out of them was what I did... Fast forward to the constant ordering of Heineken and Tomato Juice from the flight attendant because my left arm felt as like nothing-ness... I felt my arm disappear. #DontCuddleForOver4Hours Thank you based Jesus for letting her wake up sooner or later. Fast forwarding an hour later, we got off the plane, got our luggage together and said our goodbyes, just to make this ''Last'' time seeing her, being the dramatic person that I am at times... As she walked away, I grabbed her arm and then pulled her closer towards, whilst my arms begin to intertwine around her waist... I look her in the eyes and asked her ''Will I ever see you again?'', doing my best to hold in my laugh, she caught my bluff and looked me straight in the eye and said ''Don't laugh.'' God damn it did I laugh so hard but her being the lovely and banter-ful person that she is... She walked away and said "Maybe" and winked. Dear based Jesus, when my manager and a few of my co workers came to pick me up, I just had this stupid grin on my face the whole time, even whilst I was unpacking and getting ready for a photoshoot in the next few hours. Fast forwarding to how tempting it was to get so much food because Amurca gives butt loads of portions for their food and just thinking of our Jane Doe... Who knew... Two days after another photoshoot, I felt a slap across the head when I was grocery shopping at a Walmart for salad. eggs and chicken breast (Because being paid to stand around with your arms around your head whilst 6 flood lights are facing your face is a stupid job). Turning around to confront the piece of shit that slapped me across the head... There she was... Being all baffled, she talked about how she lived here with her family and blah blah blah. Fast forward going on little dates with her, missing some of my photoshoots, being fed fast food and getting almost daily visits from her so that we could just cook together, watch Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande on YouTube was probably something I didn't expect AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE LEFT TOGETHER IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND THEY VERY MUCH LIKE EACH OTHER... Let's just say when house keeping would come over, I would constantly ask for new bed sheets and pillow cases because Great Success, on being her first Probably the best two weeks of my life, not to mention meeting a couple of stoners (Who are now like my best of friends if I ever visit Texas) who so happen to live in a very lovely mini mansion with various amounts of ''Apparatuses'' that are used for... [hide] [/hide] And there she is... @DiDA this is for yew my love

DiDa senpai shall notice me because the days of the holy oresent are nearing...

@@DiDA [hide] http://imgur.com/oBHrrQf [/hide] Le Next Target

*Le Cries* She never came back @DiDA the day after *Wink Wink* Happened... I saw her and her parents get out the elevator, me thinking it was just typical dinner time and them BAM, next day I went to the gym, she was there and honestly I kinda lost my motivation No more booty in Malta. Nao I'm back in London... BUT if I do get some more ''STORY TIME WITH JAN'' you'll be the first to know with pics and links *cough cough* If you know what I mean

@DiDA If she's at the gym tomorrow... And it happens again... A video shall be uploaded

@DiDA I mean like apart from trying to like accidentally murder me, she's actually not too bad she even when offered to cook din dins even if my other arm is literally just dead

Did some phone hackerinos (She told me her password) for you @DiDA [hide] [/hide]

@@NitroxicDemon @DiDA @Amuyea SO I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A FEW HOURS and like... She invited me over to her room for food and protein shake PLUS I left my card in my hotel room soo... Uhmm.. I MEAN LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME I'VE STAYED THIS LONG AND CUDDLED AND COOKED HER FOOD? Oh God, my morals... What have I done... [hide] [/hide]

@shmoo Bro I know, I went to the gym again she's here fooking hell @NitroxicDemon @DiDA I'm just gonna take one for the team and if we're lucky then pic for days

So the day before today, which is surprisingly yesterday. I expected to just have a normal session of going to the gym... Ahhh yes the gym where people go to get fit, make loud and unnecessary sounds, to take selfies just for the sake of looking like you're socially active so people don't think you're a loner (I've seen them with my own eyes). So I did my basic warm up routine (HITTs and Treadmill for 30 minutes). Whilst on the treadmill, half way through my routine, this woman (around early 20s) walks up to me with unbelievably ahkfdsjhakjfdhads yoga pants, (Yes, words cannot describe how the yoga pants beautifully shaped around her legs looked and my God, a part of me died). Running at 12.7mph is pretty challenging when you're just distracted. Having a ''casual'' conversation, a little bit of banter was thrown out here and there, and I quote ''You're going really fast *giggles and bites* lip'' (I almost fell off and died). ''It must be hard, to go that fast *wink*''. (Yup, almost died again). My mentality was at it's verge of breaking for I could tried so hard to control my blood flow so it doesn't go to ''Unnecessary Areas'' and alas I finished my routine and it was time to do some weight lifting. Dead lifts were my first and thank goodness I got through my sets with no distractions. Now, the bench press. Powdering my hands and getting ready to start... Ms.YogaPants decided to pick up the tiny barbells on the rack in front of me and since there was a mirror there, she decided to do squats literally 4ft away from me whilst she was all there squatting and giggling away and let me tell you. I hardly made it through my first set when 210lbs of weights almost fell on me. Twas one of the most hardest experiences in my life, no pun intended. As I pushed through my last few reps with my legs crossed, she decided to get the yoga mat and place it right where I was going to workout to finish up and do my cool downs and I was standing up *Le sobs*. As I push to just finish everything and goodness me it was really hard, through out my torture experience, she would look over and smile at me whilst doing these... Erotic poses *Le cries* We said our goodbyes to each other (since this is at a hotel gym right now) and here I was covering my forbidden area with my gym bag, she gets on the same elevator as I did and let me tell you 23 floors is a long way away... Morale of the story is: Heavy Weight should be on another day if a situation like this happens again *Fingers Crossed* That today will be much calmer with less ''Awakenings''

@@shmoo, I can see your post number is 666, Illuminati confirmed O and let me know how it goes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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