Sakswa

i am groot

pppp

me liek potetos

I know

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John and mary, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Then comes marriage, then comes a baby carriage, then comes curruption and bankruption! D-I-V-O-R-C-E!

How does a man become a millionaire? He becomes a billionaire and gets married.

A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? A cop.

Girlfriends are like Hitler, if you do something wrong, they become Fuhrerious

Guys are like good cars, they finish first

Well that depends if you're thinking of an orgy or gangbang

We're fighting for a 5$ gift card

Unitato is here, you need not worry

I was getting my hopes up way too soon

Lol

Potatoes are good!

So, it is unfinished, but I need to know what you want me to change:

Already posted

Nice!

I can see if I have enough time today, but you'll probably get it tomorrow

You got the effective. Power message

Touchscreen phones have even more germs than keyboards and pc mice..