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AuckFndroid

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  1. There were once 5 autistic men. In life they each had one job and only learned to say one word. The first man was a professional states witness and learned to say "he did it, he did it". The second man worked at a candy store and learned to say "goody goody gumdrops". The third man was a singer and learned to sing "me me me me me me me me me". The fourth man worked at a restaurant and learned to say "forks and knives". The last man was a tv repairman and learned to say "plug it in, plug it in". So, after a while they were all charged with murder. The judge started out saying the details of the case. The first man was asked who killed the man. He pointed at the second man and exclaimed "he did it, he did it". The second man was told that he was being blamed for murder, to which he exclaimed " goody goody gumdrops". The third man was asked who the accomplice to the murder was. All he said was, "me me me me me me me me". The fourth man was asked what weapon was used to kill the man. He said "Forks and knives, forks and knives." The last man was told that he could go to the electric chair for killing the man. He got excited and all he said was, "plug it in, plug it in"
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