Giveaway **WINNERS ANNOUNCED**??PAYPAL CASH GIVEAWAY

[TAMP0N 91 Donor]

Prize: straight cash for paypal

- 1st place $100
- 2nd place $50
- 3rd place $25

 

Instructions:

- Comment down below your best joke for an entry.
- 4-6 month old member
-200-400 posts
-must have paypal

-give away will take place on the 25th. Thank you and have fun

 

Please make note that if you are a winner and for some reason your paypal is blocked or anything like that, you will have 24 hours to fix. If it is not fixed within the time frame then second place will be first, third will be second and I will pick a new 3rd place. Same goes for all other place holders.

 

 

 

 

 

WINNERS

 

ZahirSher $25

VIPSARDAR $50

Thearmking $100

Updated October 25, 2018 by TAMP0N

[Zahir 390.5k]

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

Thank you for the giveaway  

[Elfvin 292]

Free money for life.

[Laxus 777.8k]

Once upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam.

His order was renowned for their beautiful choral singing. They trained, hours every day, refining their voices and their art. Their song floated down the mountainside, enriching the lives and souls of the townspeople below.

Sam was particularly gifted, and on his 19th birthday, in mid-song, he hit upon a beautifully intricate note of pure magic. Everyone within miles just froze in mid action, stirred to the very core of their souls by the pure bliss of the tone. And all the realm realized, instantly, that it was Sam, and Sam was the first person in history to hit one of the rumored Magical Notes that musicians had theorized must exist... yet no one before Sam had ever reached one.

And on Sam's 20th birthday, it happened again. This time, the town below was so impacted that no one moved, spoke, or even blinked for several minutes after. As the golden sound finally tapered off and ceased, they knew that Sam had found the Second Note...

And the next year on Sam's birthday, the town had realized there was a pattern involved. This time, all of the townspeople were present in the monastery's nave, watching in awe, as Sam hit the glorious Third Note. People cried out in pure joy as the sound grew to a glorious crescendo. Words cannot do justice to the experience. The town flourished, as Sam's notes made the people pure all the way to the core of their beings.

And on it went for the next few years, the Magical Notes growing sweeter and sweeter... until, that is, Sam's 25th birthday. All at first seemed as normal... until Sam hit the Magical Note. From the start, Sam seemed very uncomfortable, and this new sound was not beautiful... it was jarring and discordant. Sam started to get very warm, and was visibly sweating onstage. He doubled his resolve and dug deeper, to get to the sweet part of the Magical Note that he knew must be there.

Suddenly, to the horror of all, Sam spontaneously combusted! The two closest monks on stage were burned by the flames coming off of his body, and he ignited the stage curtains. Soon the entire monastery was aflame. By a miracle, everyone made it out, except for poor Sam.

The townsfolk were left staring at the burning monastery in sad, stunned disbelief.

The mayor approached the lead monk of the order. "What happened?" he asked, exasperated.

The old monk shook his head sadly. "Isn't it obvious?" he said. "Sam sung Note 7."

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I'm in bois

[VIPSARDAR 247]

uphill.... i think ....if u will go to meet ur girlfriend...u will want to sex her and suddenly u see a big black cook in her panty ....than what u  will do???

Updated October 13, 2018 by VIPSARDAR

[Black Crost 10]

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.

 

 

 

[Pradeep6868 4.9k]

Teacher: "what is the future tense of the statement "I had killed a thief"?"

Student: "You will go to jail" 

Updated October 17, 2018 by Pradeep6868

[madebyank 0]

Great giveaway, good luck to the participants!

[Mendriati 5]

 I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu.

[Sneezh 1.1k]

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100...

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A solid 10, but also imaginary.