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[kidx3llz 954]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see."
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." 
And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.

[Snowcat 77]

On 10/13/2018 at 9:13 AM, Delilahxx said:

What did the ocean say to the shore?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing it just waved.

I sea what you did there

[Oriblue 13]

How do you prevent yourself from getting ban?

 

- You don't >

[Tulak Hord 6.3k]

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!

I’m in ?

[DONKEYxSAUSAGE 369]

Why do Mexicans take Xanax.

 

for Hispanics attacks 

 

??? ? 

 

stay fresh n so clean my friend

[Sheenhayley 24]

Earth is Flat 

 

 

[Sheenhayley 24]

Women have to deal with cramps,

But what do Men have to deal with? 

- Women

[Prophet91 1.8k]

what’s peter pan’s favorite fast food place?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A: Wendy’s

[Ezudyr 30]

Well, ill try of my luck 




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E : how much per day ,you can sell the egg?
Z : depends on a busy is $50/day if not i can earn $500/day
E : sigh, why not busy if have lot a cash?
Z : yes bcoz, i can steal some motorbike/smartphone, so i can get a lot of cash
E : WTF! 
Z : 

 

 

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Do you know the joke for intelligent people?