General I want 'YOU' to rap battle me

[iOSAaron 56]

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I'll start with You,[/size]

'Cause you sound like a Tool.

My disses are tight and they stick like Glue.

You can't rap, and they know it's True.

Stop Copy/Pasting, that just makes you look like a stupid fool.

 

 

@@Klepto thinks that you like the D a bit too much Homie.[/size]

Oh is that's why you PM me about how much you'd like to Blow me?

Man, all these people know me,

I'm good and it's nothing that they owe me.

I was just beginning this rap but I'd want you to show me.

Just how much you'd wanna get destroyed, cause you're just a little phoney.

 

 

 

 

 

*Drops Mic*

Updated October 26, 2015 by IOSLordAaron

[iOSAaron 56]

We'll never rapped before *rubs hands*

 

Wow, so you think you can rap,

Without your cuss words your crap,

I'm the true MVP, your worst pet peeves,

I slay on the mic, and get laid after,

Go back to school and learn how to rhyme,

Repetition's not a good thing,

I think I just killed the competition

 

 

So how was my first rap, I'd say I was decent

[MickySoFine 3.1k]

We'll never rapped before *rubs hands*

Wow, so you think you can rap,

Without your cuss words your crap,

I'm the true MVP, your worst pet peeves,

I slay on the mic, and get laid after,

Go back to school and learn how to rhyme,

Repetition's not a good thing,

I think I just killed the competition

So how was my first rap, I'd say I was decent

Yeah, if it's your first time; then pretty good. If you are regular, man that Shizzle been used. Lines from my older verses.

[ra1nb0wm4n 35]

I can it better in german,

@.deb you rap like a girl, man!

We aren't on an open mic session,

that's the iOSGods Rap section.

Ok that was boring,

@MickySoFine that's now your thing!

Updated October 30, 2015 by ra1nb0wm4n

[MickySoFine 3.1k]

I can it better in german,

@.deb you rap like a girl, man!

We aren't on an open mic session,

that's the iOSGods Rap section.

Ok that was boring,

@MickySoFine that's now your thing!

 

Hahahahah!

Nice try but did you use a translator?

[Balverine 5]

You Said The language is doesnt meaning ? So Check this Out es geht weiter mit deutscher Mimik. Du bist doch nur Hacker und plötzlich rhymechecker? Wo kommt das bloß her ? Vom Hacker zum Rap Schmecker? Schon komisch das ganze ich dachte ich wäre hier bei iosgods, doch jetzt kommt da einer her mit Möchtegern Gangster Pott , wenn du das wirklich so drauf hast dann komm nach Deutschland wo echte Rapper Wohnen , dort merkst du dann schon das wir hier besser Flown???????????? just Kiding , your The best Rapper i ever Reading????

[TripMX 17]

LOL@@Balverine! I think TC was talking about profanity and such, not language literally....unless he actually DID mean that, haha! Last year, I made an original rap song for Mother's Day...I'm not a rapper, but I try to have fun sometimes.

 

 

 

 

 

Maternal Gangsta (2nd MiX):

Lyrics embedded in video and also provided below:

 

 

 

Maternal Gangsta (2nd MiX) Lyrics:

 

**MAMA**

Hey yo baby, 'dis yo mamma

If you don't have ma' gift

Please spare me the drama

I raised yo ass from seed to sprout

Gonna try to buy me candy? Get the f**k out!

It's Mother's Day for all Christ's sakes!

Ya better get yo ass a chef to bake me a cake~

 

**SON**

C'mon ma I didn't forget last year

I was trying to get myself back into gear

You know that I've been working so hard as of recent

And I just found a girl that you'd think is pretty decent

 

**MAMA**

Oh really? You sure she ain't a slut this time?

'Cause last time I checked, all you did was bump and grind

So spare me your outlandish propositions

I want my gift, offspring! Or I'll have you in stitches!

 

**HUSBAND/FATHER**

安心！安心！我的太太！

他是我們的兒子，這不是朝代

我知道妳今天有特別的貢

妳有神經病！懂不懂？

 

TRANSLATION:

(Calm down! Calm down! My wife!)

(He's our son, this isn't a dynasty)

(I know that today is your special day)

(You're psychotic! Do you understand?)

 

**MAMA**

Yes I understand, 你王八蛋！

（「你王八蛋」translates to "You King Eight Egg", which means " you idiot".）

I oughtta break yo' ass in two and make 炒飯！

（「炒飯」translates to "Fried Rice", which is indeed fried rice.）

Just 'cause we married, it ain't makin' my day better

You didn't buy me shit, not even a generic love letter!

It's Mother Day 2015, bitch

And I'm gonna tear 'dis house down, ask Lilo & Stitch!

Whoooo~, time to smoke my medication...

 

---END OF LYRICS

[MickySoFine 3.1k]

What the?!

[Juku 5k]

What the?!

Be prepared. To you Micky.

 

This guy raps like his parents jerked him

He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version

This whole crowd looks suspicious

Its all dudes in here, except for these bitches

So I'm a German, Eh

Thats ok, you look like a f**kin worm with braids

These Leaders of the Free World rookies

Lookie, how can 6 dicks be pussies

 

Talkin bout shits creek

Bitch, you could be up piss creek

With paddles this deep

Your still gonna sink

Your a disgrace

Yeah, they call me Rabbit

This is a turtle race

 

He can't get with me spittin this shit

Wickedly lickety shot

Spickety spickety split lickety

So I'm gonna turn around with a great smile

And walk my white ass back across 8 mile!

Updated February 19, 2016 by NetworkOffline

[MickySoFine 3.1k]

Be prepared. To you Micky.

This guy raps like his parents jerked him

He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version

This whole crowd looks suspicious

Its all dudes in here, except for these bitches

So I'm a German, Eh

Thats ok, you look like a f**kin worm with braids

These Leaders of the Free World rookies

Lookie, how can 6 dicks be pussies

Talkin bout shits creek

Bitch, you could be up piss creek

With paddles this deep

Your still gonna sink

Your a disgrace

Yeah, they call me Rabbit

This is a turtle race

He can't get with me spittin this shit

Wickedly lickety shot

Spickety spickety split lickety

So I'm gonna turn around with a great smile

And walk my white ass back across 8 mile!

Sorry, I don't reply to people who steal full verses from Eminem's 8-Mile.