BaROCK Obama

So proud

Dorritos is illuminati. That's why I love it. What will the winner get?

Good, you started making videos. Where is the music?

I already am.

Buying a new PS4, hoping for some great games

Hold power and Home button until the screen goes black then remove finger from home while continuing to hold power. Once you see the Apple logo-hold the volume up button until the springboard loads. If the device is in Safe Mode the tweaks will be gone under the setting menu.

Try to boot into safe mode and open Cydia. Then install PowerApp. Tap the Reboot option in PowerApp. If not work, restore your iPhone to iOS 8.4 and suffer from not Jailbreakable.

No. It's not. PS: Edit the title!

What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB

You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Marriage is like a workshop, where man works and woman shops.

Boyfriends are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it's gay?

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

Q: Why are Penises the lightest things in the world? A: Even thoughts can raise them.

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.