Before you guys say anything like ' this was already solved ' please read first. ( PS. WHY DO ALL THE CYDIA PROBLEMS HAPPEN 2 ME???? )
So basically I installed cydia through the no computer method and got the PP App, I followed the steps, finished installing cydia and my iPad respringed. I unlock my device and nothing new appears, no cydia no anything. I scroll through my pages looking for it and realize I have the barrel tweak working, and so I try to open cydia via Cydia:// and it opens, at this point I was super happy but I didn't know how to make it appear on my home screen, so I search iOS gods and I find out that you just have to reinstall UIKit and I try to search for it, but an error comes up saying that a file in var/lib/dpkg/status could not be opened and that it doesn't exist, I refresh the packages but it now says that it could not connect so no packages could be installed. I try to search using the search section thing and my keyboard comes up as a black thingy and I cannot type at all..... I've tried reinstalling it but it doesn't work. )))):
P L E A S E. H E L P.