smokey

@DJ Khaled : "Live smooth be smooth smell like success"

Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless the question is "what are you doing this weekend"

What should I cook for dinner tonight?

What should I cook for dinner tonight?

@DJ Khaled : "I dont always come in, but when i do, i dont"

I'm gonna go on a school trip for a week, starting from Monday, so don't expect me to be around much

Another One

pls download my mixtape. is very fire.

I smoke weed

@DJ Khaled : "They will try to close the door on you, jus open it"

“Those that weather the storm are the great ones.”

@DJ Khaled : Cocoa butter is the key

“They will try to close the door on u, just open it.”

Type "loser.com" into your browser. you'll thank me later

the best things in life are illegal

Every time I look in the mirror, all I see is a devilishly sexy guy.

When life gives you lemons,

anyone want some milk? http://m.imgur.com/9ESWTYl

"What's that in your hand, Jerry?" "Oh, nothing Margaret. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

One time my mom called me a "son of a b*tch", so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mom, then I hit myself because no one hits my mom, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mom.

One time my mom called me a "son of a b*tch", so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mom, then I hit myself because no one hits my mom, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mom.

Barber: come over my parents aren't home Me: wrong joke format Bae: say no more Vegan: im a vegan Me: im confused Dad: hi confused, im dad

Meek took those Ls, and made them into Ws

Just met a girl. Omg she was so fine. Handsome even. Never will I meet a girl like her again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And her name was the first letter of each sentence.

DMG again, f­u­c­k the new ranking system