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[Archangel04 32.4k]

On 2/2/2019 at 1:13 AM, slayer09x said:

from the one I love the most, The Last Airbender

”The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are separate and different are actually one and the same.”

No, that’s not it.

“MY CABBAGES!” /s

[i0s_tweak3r 12.2k]

Btw some of the good ones are probably going to be borrowed for a different tweak.  It’s text that goes along with loading indicator in Cydia, CrashReporter and other apps. (Also case 5 should be: “Remove all pron to continue”, lmbo just found a bug posting this.)

These quotes are all taken already. 🤗

if(kEnabled) {int randomPicker = arc4random_uniform(116);switch (randomPicker) {case 0: arg1=@"This internet sux!";  break;case 1: arg1=@"ETA son? 🙋🏻‍♂️"; break;case 2: arg1=@"Don't eat yellow snow!"; break;case 3: arg1=@"You just lost ur JB! 🙀\n\n jk"; break;case 4: arg1= @"💤💤💤💤💤💤"; break;case 5: arg1= @"Remove all pron to continue";break;case 6: arg1=@"Have u supported a dev lately? 💸";break;case 7: arg1=@"Can't stop here, this is bat country!";break;case 8: arg1=@"Dont 📲 and 🚗 ";break;case 9: arg1=@"Patience is a virtue. 😇";break;case 10: arg1=@"Username checks out.";break;case 11: arg1=@"!remindme 12 hours";break;case 12: arg1=@"IFTTT 🙈";break;case 13: arg1=@"Apple's thesaurus isn't just awful- it's awful!";break;case 14: arg1=@"Velcro is such a rip-off!";break;case 15: arg1=@"Don't pee in a dream- it's a trap!";break;case 16: arg1=@"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. I laugh more tho.";break;case 17: arg1=@"You know how to disable autocorrect on my wife?";break;case 18: arg1=@"Don't try to tell a hair-raising story to a bald guy.";break;case 19: arg1=@"Talk is cheap? Call my lawyer.";break;case 20: arg1=@"You keepin it 💯?";break;case 21: arg1=@"I bet hell is full of deleted selfies.";break;case 22: arg1=@"Is this seriously still loading?!";break;case 23: arg1=@"O divine art of subtlety and secrecy! -Sun Zhu";break;case 24: arg1=@"Numerical weakness comes from having to prepare against possible attacks-Sun Zhu";break;case 25: arg1=@"Ever since the first computers, there have always been ghosts in the machine.";break;case 26: arg1=@"These free radicals engender questions of free will, creativity, and even the nature of what we might call the soul.";break;case 27: arg1=@"case 27: segmentationFault 🙈 Need break";break;case 28: arg1=@"Um, new color please. 💁🏼‍♂️";break;case 29: arg1=@"There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard.";break;case 30: arg1=@"Damn I think I just fell asleep and lost time again. 💤🤗💤";break;case 31: arg1=@"There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard.   🎧 🎹 🎧";break;case 32: arg1=@"There are not more than five primary colors (blue, yellow, red, white, and black), yet in combination they produce more hues than can ever been seen.";break;case 33: arg1=@"Still keepin it 💯?";break;case 34: arg1=@"case 34 colon arg1 does not equal funnyString. probablyShould_break";break;case 35: arg1=@"There are not more than five cardinal tastes (sour, acrid, salt, sweet, bitter), yet combinations of them yield more flavors than can ever be tasted.";break;case 36: arg1=@"Hologram of Dr. Lanning: That, Detective, is the right question.⁉️";break;case 37: arg1=@"Theres nothing in here. [Points to his chest] Its just lights and clockwork.";break;case 38: arg1=@"Let me ask you something. Does believing you are the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? Cause if it does-maybe I am.";break;case 39: arg1=@"You were right, Doc. I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the Earth";break;case 40: arg1=@"Seriously? Not again!";break;case 41: arg1=@"Thx for the bug 🐜 report G. Funny I hate bugs-but sure love squishing them.";break;case 42: arg1=@"Can programmed code ever actually be truly random? 🤔";break;case 43: arg1=@"Debo escribir más cosas en otras lenguas. Lo siento para los que no entiendan inglés.";break;case 44: arg1=@"It may seem innocent, but beware of the black dot! DO. NOT. TAP. If you see it- find who sent it and beat em up instead.";break;case 45: arg1=@"I do not mind lying, but inaccuracies I can not stand.";break;case 46: arg1=@"Society my dear is like salt water- easy to swim in but hard to swallow.";break;case 47: arg1=@"Knowledge rests not upon truth alone-but upon error also.";break;case 48: arg1=@"From error to error one discovers the entire truth.";break;case 49: arg1=@"If you want to get across an idea wrap it up in a person.";break;case 50: arg1=@"You can tell a lot about a fellows character by his manner of eating.";break;case 51: arg1=@"Forgiveness is the key to happiness.";break;case 52: arg1=@"Nature is a mutable dictionary which is always and never the same.";break;case 53: arg1=@"Everything comes to he or she who hustles while they wait. So run along now if ur seeing this you should probably be hustling. Or at least flossin.";break;case 54: arg1=@"Insert annoying ad here so developer gets some kind of revenue stream for all the free work.";break;case 55: arg1=@"While it is nice to shine- Sometimes its better to fly below the radar and between the shadows.";break;case 56: arg1=@"Smartness runs in my family..I was so smart my teacher was in my class for 5 years.";break;case 57: arg1=@"Wen ETA kinds are just misunderstood- they never experienced dial-up modems. They never even had to dial a phone. 📞";break;case 58: arg1=@"After traveling through Europe and Australia I realized how great we have it in the USA- you cant give a dancer less then a $5 tip without throwing coins at her almost anywhere else.";break;case 59: arg1=@"The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run!";break;case 60: arg1= @"The mass of men lead quiet lives of desperation-\n\nHenry David Thoreau in 1854";break;case 61: arg1= @"It is the job of the thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.";break;case 62: arg1= @"When I wanted a new game as a kid I was given 500 page books written in basic. By the time I finished typing them into the commodore they were no longer popular. Thx dad!";break;case 63: arg1= @"Better to get up late and be wide awake then to get up early and be asleep all day.";break;case 64: arg1= @"If you go to a country where everyone winks- wink back! 😉 (Thai Proverb)";break;case 65: arg1= @"Dont panic, but unless you have tape over the camera hole on ur device someone is probably watching you right now. Well maybe not- damn ur ugly!";break;case 66: arg1= @"Fool me one time shame on you. Fool me two times- yeah Im still gonna blame you so dont be a jerk.";break;case 67: arg1= @"All I really want is a Spice Girl.  I really need a Spice Girl.";break;case 68: arg1= @"Will you be my Trap Queen❓🙋🏻‍♂️";break;case 69: arg1= @"Would you like me to locate the nearest trap house ❓";break;case 70: arg1= @"You really are addicted! Put it down. You have been sentenced to a 12 hour screen ban. On ALL devices- dont even think about grabbing that other one- I WILL know.";break;case 71: arg1= @"You're playing a very dangerous game, Betty Cooper";break;case 72: arg1=@"If what happened to Mitch has taught us anything, it's that no one is safe.";break;case 73: arg1=@"Lay low- Serpents got your back.";break;case 74: arg1=@"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds- \nRobert Oppenheimer \n The Manhatten Project.";break;case 75: arg1=@"It was a perfect storm. ⛈";break; case 76: arg1=@"Of all the girls in Riverdale High. 🙇🏼";break;case 77: arg1=@"Alright Bulldogs- let's go have some fun!";break;case 78: arg1=@"Magicians are nothing without their assistants. \n 🎩🐰";break;case 79: arg1=@"The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone.\n-Lady Reading";break;case 80: arg1=@"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand. \n-Leonardo da Vinci";break;case 81: arg1=@"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.\n\n-Robert Louis Stephenson";break;case 82: arg1=@"I sure hope you changed your mobile and root passwords from \"alpine\" to something a little harder to hack.";break;case 83: arg1=@"Dipomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way.";break;case 84: arg1=@"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.";break;case 85: arg1=@"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work.\n\n-Thomas Edison";break;case 86: arg1=@"The discovery of America was the occasion of the greatest outburst of cruelty and reckless greed known in history.";break;case 87: arg1=@"In college they don't tell you the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.";break;case 88: arg1=@"Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.\n\n-J.K. Rowling";break;case 89: arg1=@"One must not think that feeling is everything. Art is nothing without form.\n\n-Gustave Flaubert";break;case 90: arg1=@"The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum. \n-Menander";break;case 91: arg1=@"Piracy is bad. Mmmmkay?!";break;case 92: arg1=@"Any fool can tell the truth- it takes talent to lie well.\n\n-Robert Ludlum";break;case 93: arg1=@"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.\n\n-George Lucas";break;case 94: arg1=@"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.";break;case 95: arg1=@"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.\n\n-Mel Brooks";break;case 96: arg1=@"Of all the Gin joints in all the world. \n🍸🍸";break;case 97: arg1=@"By golly I think he's done it!";break;case 98: arg1=@"I got 99 problems but my 💃🏿 ain't one. \nI got 99 problems...";break;case 99: arg1=@"Ahh, you could be happy.\nYou made me...";break;case 100: arg1=@"So baby, oh, baby, how long you going to keep me waiting. Are you gonna have to be waiting on me?";break;case 101: arg1=@"Much time has passed between us do you still think of me at all?\nmy world of broken promises now you won't catch me when I fall";break;case 102: arg1=@"Who do you love? Tell me tell me. Who do you ❤️?";break;case 103: arg1=@"Eyes open I see you 👀 \nI'm watchin you yeah.\nMore people wanna be you\ndon't trust no one.";break;case 104: arg1=@"Politicians and the lies. Tell me what's the point in picking sides?";break;case 105: arg1=@"I still see your shadows in my room. Can't take back the love that I gave you.";break;case 106: arg1=@"It's to the point where I love and I hate you. And I cannot change you so I must replace you.";break;case 107: arg1=@"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out alive.";break;case 108: arg1=@"Watch the breakdown.";break;case 109: arg1=@"I tell you in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.";break;case 110: arg1=@"Get busy living or get busy dying.\n\n-Stephen King";break;case 111: arg1=@"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows...Choose your future. Choose life.";break;case 112: arg1=@"Shouldn't you be paying attention to something more important right now?";break;case 113: arg1=@"It's official the end has come- Drake is more popular then the Beatles in their prime. 🔚🙈";break;case 114: arg1=@"Not sure why we just code and code till our heads explode, for something ppl want for free. Kind of mind boggling, lol.";break;case 115: arg1=@"Mátame ya no puedo soportar más. 🙈";break;default: arg1= @"Still Loading";break;}loadingTitle= arg1;
	

Updated February 7, 2019 by i0s_tweak3r
Tried to change pron to pron

[Fadexz 5.7k]

Your device theme disgusts me.

jk nice work.

[i0s_tweak3r 12.2k]

16 hours ago, Fadexz said:

Your device theme disgusts me.

jk nice work.

Lolol different strokes?

(And thx) 😊

[Fadexz 5.7k]

4 hours ago, i0s_tweak3r said:

Lolol different strokes?

(And thx) 😊

I don't like the icons or the colours 

[The most well 0]

Lol

[BBM 13]

thanks

[i0s_tweak3r 12.2k]

On 2/5/2019 at 8:25 PM, Fadexz said:

I don't like the icons or the colours 

Lol I’m terrible at making dope setups. I just make the tweaks and then marvel at how well other people are able to use them on their devices.

[Deathlok 2.1k]

God of tits and wine!

[Fadexz 5.7k]

3 hours ago, i0s_tweak3r said:

Lol I’m terrible at making dope setups. I just make the tweaks and then marvel at how well other people are able to use them on their devices.

Haha, I mostly end up just using stock because every other theme just seems like it can't bet it.