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Klepto
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It's been a while since I've done one of these.    The rules are simple; - One joke per post (anything too long I'll skip over it) - Jokes can be dark, but keep the profanity to a

Fortunatusprinz
Fortunatusprinz

LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS" BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

Skitzy16
Skitzy16

I'd tell u a real funny joke... But i don't think u could hack it!!

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Jimmy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked Jimmy, "Jimmy, if you had $20 and you gave $5 to Joanna, 5$ to Natalie, and $5 to Emily, what would you have?"

Apparently "3 blowjobs and enough left over for a kebab." was the wrong answer.

 

Oh yeah, and the 2016 US presidential election.

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Sexy Teachers comes in the room* me- hey teacher I need some help this is hard . *comes to me . Sexy teacher - which part of this is hard ? Me in my mind - heh...me..

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^ the one I just posted nvm that .?

Me ( a dog) pulls up to McDonald's orders fries . *waits for 1 hour * pulls up to the window .. yo wtf why my f**king fries taking so lon- . Sees a man and female f**king in the kitchen. Me- oh my bad bruh Ima pull up on another McDonald's. -the end ?

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19 hours ago, Fortunatusprinz said:

LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS"

BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

Lol I read this in a screaming russian voice

8 hours ago, thepapanoob said:

watch out the floor is java!

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bruhh I'm dead ????????? this is hilarious ????☠

10 hours ago, Nekit said:

Yeah, I use CHEATS:

C - Respect

H - Women

E -  and

A - make

T - trash

S - jokes 

I plan on keeping using cheats, do you?

lol

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When you just made 67 and you just chilling waiting on the bus and you hear "how many times I gotta tell you stop touching my daughter old man" .

 

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15 hours ago, Aspect said:

How did DiDa's kids cross the road?

He forgot to change his pair of socks that morning :know:

oh my god lmfao

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