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[senortaco389 263]

Trumps thic ass

[Dayaran 1]

Jimmy got kicked out of class today. The teacher asked Jimmy, "Jimmy, if you had $20 and you gave $5 to Joanna, 5$ to Natalie, and $5 to Emily, what would you have?"

Apparently "3 blowjobs and enough left over for a kebab." was the wrong answer.

 

Oh yeah, and the 2016 US presidential election.

[Mafuyu 5]

these jokes are better than anything my future holds.

[Zigzagzul 307]

"Will I go to jail If I jailbreak my iPod?? Plzzz I need to know this is serious!'  Lmayo

[Mystix_ 0]

Sexy Teachers comes in the room* me- hey teacher I need some help this is hard . *comes to me . Sexy teacher - which part of this is hard ? Me in my mind - heh...me..

Updated June 29, 2017 by Mystix_

[Mystix_ 0]

^ the one I just posted nvm that .?

Me ( a dog) pulls up to McDonald's orders fries . *waits for 1 hour * pulls up to the window .. yo wtf why my f**king fries taking so lon- . Sees a man and female f**king in the kitchen. Me- oh my bad bruh Ima pull up on another McDonald's. -the end ?

[Guest]

19 hours ago, Fortunatusprinz said:

LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS"

BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

Lol I read this in a screaming russian voice

8 hours ago, thepapanoob said:

watch out the floor is java!

bruhh I'm dead ????????? this is hilarious ????☠

10 hours ago, Nekit said:

Yeah, I use CHEATS:

C - Respect

H - Women

E -  and

A - make

T - trash

S - jokes 

I plan on keeping using cheats, do you?

lol

[Mystix_ 0]

When you just made 67 and you just chilling waiting on the bus and you hear "how many times I gotta tell you stop touching my daughter old man" .

 

Updated June 29, 2017 by Mystix_

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15 hours ago, Aspect said:

How did DiDa's kids cross the road?

He forgot to change his pair of socks that morning 

oh my god lmfao

[darkgamer154 14]

Criminal: Your money or your life

…Jackson: [Pause.]

Criminal: Look, bud. I said your money or your life.

Jackson: I’m thinking it over.