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[kingseriy 25k]

my jokes are too bad. english too. suka blet

[erucar 536]

 

[K1R1T0 388]

try to watch it with volume on eventho this video is in Hindi 

it’s English sub

[Khoals19101982 0]

I'm sit here and see them compete a vip =))

[gankoba 127]

Old couple are sitting in their living room.

Old lady: Let's go upstairs and f**k!

Old man: I... I don't think I can do both!

[miczzz 1]

if you read this comment, you must laugh or give me VIP

[Keshan1028 9]

What word starts with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favorite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

[Kvn 1]

Billy has died,he went to heaven. There is a lady behind a desk with clocks behind her.

billy asked:"what are those clocks for?"

the lady answered:" each clock represent a person and each time the person lie his/her clock will move one second"

billy asked:" where's Donald trump's clock?

the lady answered:" it's in Jesus office he's using it as a fan"

Hope this isn't too Long

[sunnybrdi401 1]

This one's a classic: There are two hunters in the forest. One of them collapses, evidently having some kind of medical problem; he isn't breathing. The second hunter calls 911. "My friend is dying and we're in the woods!" he asks frantically. "What do I do?" The operator says, "First, you need to make sure he really is dead—"

There's a silence, then the sound of a gunshot rings out. "Okay, he's dead. Now what?"

?? 

 

A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.

He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:

Hamburger - 2.99

Cheeseburger - 3.99

Chicken Sandwich - 4.99

Hand Jobs - 19.99

The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.

The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."

[tasu 6]

Potatoes.