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[Berton 822]

Theres the man and the woman

The woman is close to leaving with airplane and as soon as she does that her husband prays to good this way :

please take her life now ive brought her closer to you?

[Carambar 1.4k]

It is the story of a penguin breathing through the bottom, he sits,he dies.....

I'm french, sorry for my bad english 

 

Updated June 30, 2017 by s35400

[ka123 0]

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Updated June 30, 2017 by ka123
bad joke, someone delete this when you see it, dunno how to do it

[Jumadas 887]

Okay now i will tell you about Five facts about you you you you you you you you you you

1 you are lazy. You doesn't read all of the "you" word

2 You didn't notice that i put "yoo" in that.

3 now you are starting to find if it true.

4 you will laugh yourself because you are now get notice that you got tricked. There is no "yoo"

AND YOU ARE LAUGHING!

not Enough ? Now more.

I know 13 fact about you!

1 you are using Apple or Samsung Phones

2 You reading this comment by Iosgods.com

3 you have just read my comment

4 You are reading my comment

5 You are Human

7 you can't spell letter P without open your mouth

8 now you trying to Try if it true

9 now you are laughing to yourself

10 you have a big smile in your face

11 You didn't read Fact number 6.

12 now you are checking if there is number 6

13 you are laughing because you got tricked.

Is it true ?

 

Updated June 30, 2017 by Jumadas

[LifeElevated 24.5k]

whats the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? 

 

 

One can finish a race.

[Adiisak 0]

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

[eyjey29 136]

boy: mom bring me to the hospital

mom: why my son?

boy: because every time i close my eyes, i cant see anything

hahahahaha

[Jwasinvalid 393]

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet?

[CrazyBoyandLoraUK 75]

 

[CrazyBoyandLoraUK 75]

 

Updated June 30, 2017 by CrazyBoyandLoraUK