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[DancingPcDragon 20]

Why is peter plan always flying?

He neverlands.

 

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

 

What's a pirate least favorite letter?

Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.
Sincerely, your service provider.

 

 

Updated June 28, 2017 by DancingPcDragon

[Ultra Magnus 497]

NY Knicks

[Gavin32g4 231]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To get to the other side!

[SmaRtSEED 39]

 

Two elderly ladies are sitting in church. One turns to the other and says
"my butt fell asleep"
yeah said the other i heard it snore a couple of times.

Updated June 28, 2017 by SmaRtSEED

[Pineapless 0]

Did you hear Helen Kellers birthday song? She didn't either.

im going to name my first son retarted so if anyone asks me " are you f**king retarted?" I can say yes.

 

 

Have you ever done something illegal before?      You know how they have those take one signs at Halloween when the people aren't home? Well I f**ked a dead moose

 

Updated June 28, 2017 by Pineapless

[cu_rry 10.8k]

[Jax2120 1.5k]

Why did Sussie fall of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't Sussie get up?

Because she didn't have any legs.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Sussie

[Shawn_TR 0]

Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.

[TheArmKing 60.3k]

4 hours ago, Doesthismatter said:

 

 

yea right , cuz thats one of the first jokes that come up when i search funny jokes 

[PureOPness 1]

Instructions unclear. duck stick in ceiling fan.