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  • Hey wanna hear a dirty joke. Someone fell in the mud.                        Please choose me
  • wanna hear a clean joke. They had a shower

 

  • Monkey Student: Hey Mrs Jeff do you have any pets.
  • Teacher says in a high pitch: I have 24 pets. THEY ALL DIED .                                                               THESE ARE SIMPLE

Next day

Breaking news Mrs Jeff has murder... Does this say teachers pet? She has murdered her teacher pet. Monkey Poo?

And also 23 hamsters.... f**k life ??          And that's how the Internet is broken of memes. "MUM THE WIFI IS BROKEN! FROM MEMES!"

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i am so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed 

Also , i never get pocket money from my parents ... 

Yesterday a thief broke in looking for money in da house so i started searching with him

 

A blonde enters a library and shouts "can i have a cheesy burger + fries please" and the librarian tells her that its a library . the she whispers " can i have a cheesy burger + fries please"

10 minutes ago, Doesthismatter said:

What is the difference between Snowman and Snowwoman?

Snowballs

straight from the internet i see xD

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So, a bear walks into a pub and sits down at the bar. The bartender asks: "What'll it be, pal?" and the bear answers: "Gin..."
The bartender pours him a glas of gin when the bear says "... and tonic". Slightly confused the bartender asks: "What's with the big pause?"
The bear, putting his front legs on the bar, answers thoughtfully while looking on them: "I don't know man, my dad had them too."

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[Sorry my english is bad]

Director: What is your name, my son?
Student: D-de-de-Dev-Dev-Devid, sir.
Director: Oh, are you stumble?
Student: No, sir. My dad was stumble. However, the first person to register my name was moron.

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