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Klepto
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It's been a while since I've done one of these.    The rules are simple; - One joke per post (anything too long I'll skip over it) - Jokes can be dark, but keep the profanity to a

Fortunatusprinz
Fortunatusprinz

LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS" BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

Skitzy16
Skitzy16

I'd tell u a real funny joke... But i don't think u could hack it!!

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  • Hey wanna hear a dirty joke. Someone fell in the mud.                        Please choose me
  • wanna hear a clean joke. They had a shower

 

  • Monkey Student: Hey Mrs Jeff do you have any pets.
  • Teacher says in a high pitch: I have 24 pets. THEY ALL DIED .                                                               THESE ARE SIMPLE

Next day

Breaking news Mrs Jeff has murder... Does this say teachers pet? She has murdered her teacher pet. Monkey Poo?

And also 23 hamsters.... f**k life ??          And that's how the Internet is broken of memes. "MUM THE WIFI IS BROKEN! FROM MEMES!"

TheArmKing Rookie

TheArmKing 60.1k

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i am so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed 

Also , i never get pocket money from my parents ... 

Yesterday a thief broke in looking for money in da house so i started searching with him

 

A blonde enters a library and shouts "can i have a cheesy burger + fries please" and the librarian tells her that its a library . the she whispers " can i have a cheesy burger + fries please"

10 minutes ago, Doesthismatter said:

What is the difference between Snowman and Snowwoman?

Snowballs

straight from the internet i see xD

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So, a bear walks into a pub and sits down at the bar. The bartender asks: "What'll it be, pal?" and the bear answers: "Gin..."
The bartender pours him a glas of gin when the bear says "... and tonic". Slightly confused the bartender asks: "What's with the big pause?"
The bear, putting his front legs on the bar, answers thoughtfully while looking on them: "I don't know man, my dad had them too."

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GodZ69420 1.2k

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[Sorry my english is bad]

Director: What is your name, my son?
Student: D-de-de-Dev-Dev-Devid, sir.
Director: Oh, are you stumble?
Student: No, sir. My dad was stumble. However, the first person to register my name was moron.

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