Jump to content
Community Announcements, Giveaways & More!

Make Me Laugh, Win VIP. :)

Klepto

By Klepto
in Community Giveaways

 Share

295 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 294
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Klepto
Klepto

It's been a while since I've done one of these.    The rules are simple; - One joke per post (anything too long I'll skip over it) - Jokes can be dark, but keep the profanity to a

Fortunatusprinz
Fortunatusprinz

LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS" BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

Skitzy16
Skitzy16

I'd tell u a real funny joke... But i don't think u could hack it!!

BlackKiller Newbie

BlackKiller 0

Posted
Posted
  • Hey wanna hear a dirty joke. Someone fell in the mud.                        Please choose me
  • wanna hear a clean joke. They had a shower

 

  • Monkey Student: Hey Mrs Jeff do you have any pets.
  • Teacher says in a high pitch: I have 24 pets. THEY ALL DIED .                                                               THESE ARE SIMPLE

Next day

Breaking news Mrs Jeff has murder... Does this say teachers pet? She has murdered her teacher pet. Monkey Poo?

And also 23 hamsters.... f**k life ??          And that's how the Internet is broken of memes. "MUM THE WIFI IS BROKEN! FROM MEMES!"

TheArmKing Rookie

TheArmKing 60k

Posted
Posted

i am so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed 

Also , i never get pocket money from my parents ... 

Yesterday a thief broke in looking for money in da house so i started searching with him

 

A blonde enters a library and shouts "can i have a cheesy burger + fries please" and the librarian tells her that its a library . the she whispers " can i have a cheesy burger + fries please"

10 minutes ago, Doesthismatter said:

What is the difference between Snowman and Snowwoman?

Snowballs

straight from the internet i see xD

Bummibaer Newbie

Bummibaer 227

Posted
Posted

So, a bear walks into a pub and sits down at the bar. The bartender asks: "What'll it be, pal?" and the bear answers: "Gin..."
The bartender pours him a glas of gin when the bear says "... and tonic". Slightly confused the bartender asks: "What's with the big pause?"
The bear, putting his front legs on the bar, answers thoughtfully while looking on them: "I don't know man, my dad had them too."

GodZ69420 Rookie

GodZ69420 1.2k

Posted
Posted (edited)

[Sorry my english is bad]

Director: What is your name, my son?
Student: D-de-de-Dev-Dev-Devid, sir.
Director: Oh, are you stumble?
Student: No, sir. My dad was stumble. However, the first person to register my name was moron.

Updated by SgT.KinG
  • Haha 1
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing

  • Our picks

    • Bloons TD 6 v48.2 +24 MEGA Jailed Cheats

      Bloons TD 6 v48.2 +24 MEGA Jailed Cheats

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Non-Jailbroken IPA Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Bloons TD 6 By Ninja Kiwi Limited
      Bundle ID: com.ninjakiwi.bloonstd6
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bloons-td-6/id1118115766?uo=4


      Hack Features:
      - Place Tower Anywhere<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Multiple God Towers<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- God Mode<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Infinite Cash<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Infinite Monkey Money<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Infinite Powers<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Unlock All Heroes<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Unlock All Knowledges<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Unlock All Towers<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Unlock All Upgrades<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Can Unlock Map (Click any locked map)<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Bypass Tutorial (Place one tower and quit the game)


      Jailbreak required hack(s): 
        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 1,414 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Bloons TD 6 v48.2 +24 MEGA Cheats

      Bloons TD 6 v48.2 +24 MEGA Cheats

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Jailbreak Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Bloons TD 6 By Ninja Kiwi Limited
      Bundle ID: com.ninjakiwi.bloonstd6
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bloons-td-6/id1118115766?uo=4


      Hack Features:
      - God Mode -updated- Clear Bloons -new
      - Auto Win Game -new
      - Set Round -new
      - Restart Game -new
      - Add Cash - new
      - Place towers anywhere
      - Multiple God Towers
      - Infinite Cash
      - Infinite Monkey Money
      - Infinite Powers
      - Unlock all Heros
      - Unlock all Knoledge
      - Unlock all towers
      - Unlock all upgrades 
      - Can unlock map (click locked map)
      - Skip tutorial (load the games first tutorial then exit app and start it. should skip tutorial) -new
        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 1,758 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Hole.io v2.25.11 [OVERPOWERED Debugger]

      Hole.io v2.25.11 [OVERPOWERED Debugger]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in ViP Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Hole.io By Voodoo
      Bundle ID: com.nguyenvh.holeio
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/hole-io/id1389111413?uo=4


      Mod Requirements:
      - Jailbroken iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch.
      - iGameGod / Filza / iMazing or any other file managers for iOS.
      - Cydia Substrate, Substitute or libhooker depending on your jailbreak.
      - PreferenceLoader (from Cydia, Sileo or Zebra).


      Hack Features:

      Overpowered Debug Menu with Cheat Panel + more




      Click "Show Debug Button" in Mod Menu. Once enabled once you can delete the deb and the TestKit will still show up as this hack adds your DeviceUID to the Test Devices list. No need to open IGM when enabled once!






      Non-Jailbroken & No Jailbreak required hack(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/79-no-jailbreak-section/
      Modded Android APK(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/68-android-section/
      For more fun, check out the Club(s): https://iosgods.com/clubs/


        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 154 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Hole.io v2.25.11 [OVERPOWERED Debugger]

      Hole.io v2.25.11 [OVERPOWERED Debugger]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in ViP Non-Jailbroken Hacks & Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Hole.io By Voodoo
      Bundle ID: com.nguyenvh.holeio
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/hole-io/id1389111413?uo=4


      Mod Requirements:
      - Non-Jailbroken/Jailed or Jailbroken iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch.
      - Sideloadly / Cydia Impactor or alternatives.
      - A Computer Running Windows/macOS/Linux with iTunes installed.


      Hack Features:

      Overpowered Debug Menu with Cheat Panel + more




      Click Settings then Privacy Policy button. Once enabled your DeviceUID will be added to the testkit and you will not have to click anything to enable! You can close the app and it will auto load till you delete the app.






      Jailbreak required hack(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/5-game-cheats-hack-requests/
      Modded Android APK(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/68-android-section/
      For more fun, check out the Club(s): https://iosgods.com/clubs/


        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 151 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Weed Inc: Idle Tycoon v3.42.107 +5 Jailed Cheats [Currency Hack]

      Weed Inc: Idle Tycoon v3.42.107 +5 Jailed Cheats [Currency Hack]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Non-Jailbroken IPA Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Weed Inc: Idle Tycoon By Metamoki Inc.
      Bundle ID: com.metamoki.weed
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/weed-inc-idle-tycoon/id1355866764?uo=4


      Hack Features:
      - Infinite Gems<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Infinite Cash<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Infinite Skill points<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Infinite Tokens<br style="background-color:#1e1f25;color:rgba(255,255,255,0.81);font-size:14px;">- Infinite Items


      Jailbreak required hack(s): 

       


        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 337 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Weed Inc: Idle Tycoon v3.42.107 +5 [Currency Hack]

      Weed Inc: Idle Tycoon v3.42.107 +5 [Currency Hack]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Jailbreak Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Weed Inc: Idle Tycoon By Metamoki Inc.
      Bundle ID: com.metamoki.weed
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/weed-inc-idle-tycoon/id1355866764?uo=4


      Hack Features:
      - Infinite Gems
      - Infinite Cash
      - Infinite Skill points
      - Infinite Tokens
      - Infinite Items


      Non-Jailbroken & No Jailbreak required hack(s): 


      iOS Hack Download Link:

        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 112 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Tap Away 3D v158.2.3 +12 Jailed Cheats [Infinite Moves]

      Tap Away 3D v158.2.3 +12 Jailed Cheats [Infinite Moves]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Non-Jailbroken IPA Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Tap Away 3D By Popcore GmbH
      Bundle ID: com.jctswbglsm.SwipeAway
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/tap-away-3d/id1568058543?uo=4


      Mod Requirements:
      - Non-Jailbroken/Jailed or Jailbroken iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch.
      - Sideloadly / Cydia Impactor or alternatives.
      - A Computer Running Windows/macOS/Linux with iTunes installed.


      Hack Features:
      - No Ads
      - Infinite Moves
      - Freeze Challenge Moves
      - Disable Timer for Challenge


      Jailbreak required hack(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/5-game-cheats-hack-requests/
      Modded Android APK(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/68-android-section/
      For more fun, check out the Club(s): https://iosgods.com/clubs/

        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 54 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Tap Away 3D v158.2.3 +12 [Infinite Moves]

      Tap Away 3D v158.2.3 +12 [Infinite Moves]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Jailbreak Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Tap Away 3D By Popcore GmbH
      Bundle ID: com.jctswbglsm.SwipeAway
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/tap-away-3d/id1568058543?uo=4


      Mod Requirements:
      - Jailbroken iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch.
      - iGameGod / Filza / iMazing or any other file managers for iOS.
      - Cydia Substrate, Substitute or libhooker depending on your jailbreak.
      - PreferenceLoader (from Cydia, Sileo or Zebra).


      Hack Features:
      - No Ads
      - Add Coins
      - Add Tokens
      - Make Me VIP
      - Spawn Bomb
      - Spawn Coin Block
      - Spawn Bomb
      - Spawn Coin Block
      - Spawn Special Blocks
      - Unlock All Puzzles
      - Unlock All Skins
      - Unlock All Challenges
      - Infinite Moves
      - Freeze Challenge Moves
      - Disable Timer for Challenge


      Non-Jailbroken & No Jailbreak required hack(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/79-no-jailbreak-section/
      Modded Android APK(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/68-android-section/
      For more fun, check out the Club(s): https://iosgods.com/clubs/

        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 52 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Brick Out - Shoot the ball v25.0522.00 +5 Jailed Cheats [Currency Hack]

      Brick Out - Shoot the ball v25.0522.00 +5 Jailed Cheats [Currency Hack]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Non-Jailbroken IPA Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Brick Out - Shoot the ball By Puzzle1Studio,inc.
      Bundle ID: com.puzzle1studio.ap.brickoutshoottheball
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/brick-out-shoot-the-ball/id1489900957?uo=4


      Mod Requirements:
      - Non-Jailbroken/Jailed or Jailbroken iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch.
      - Sideloadly / Cydia Impactor or alternatives.
      - A Computer Running Windows/macOS/Linux with iTunes installed.


      Hack Features:
      - No Ads
      - Free Revives


      Jailbreak required hack(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/5-game-cheats-hack-requests/
      Modded Android APK(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/68-android-section/
      For more fun, check out the Club(s): https://iosgods.com/clubs/


        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 102 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Brick Out - Shoot the ball v25.0522.00 +5 [Currency Hack]

      Brick Out - Shoot the ball v25.0522.00 +5 [Currency Hack]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Jailbreak Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Brick Out - Shoot the ball By Puzzle1Studio,inc.
      Bundle ID: com.puzzle1studio.ap.brickoutshoottheball
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/brick-out-shoot-the-ball/id1489900957?uo=4


      Mod Requirements:
      - Jailbroken iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch.
      - iGameGod / Filza / iMazing or any other file managers for iOS.
      - Cydia Substrate, Substitute or libhooker depending on your jailbreak.
      - PreferenceLoader (from Cydia, Sileo or Zebra).


      Hack Features:
      - No Ads
      - Add 10000 Rubies
      - Free Revives


      Non-Jailbroken & No Jailbreak required hack(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/79-no-jailbreak-section/
      Modded Android APK(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/68-android-section/
      For more fun, check out the Club(s): https://iosgods.com/clubs/


        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 107 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Dead Ahead: Zombie Warfare v4.2.2 +6 Jailed Cheats [Currency Hack]

      Dead Ahead: Zombie Warfare v4.2.2 +6 Jailed Cheats [Currency Hack]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Non-Jailbroken IPA Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Dead Ahead: Zombie Warfare By ABE Entertainment Limited
      Bundle ID: com.mobirate.DeadAheadTactics
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/dead-ahead-zombie-warfare/id1017311881?uo=4


      Mod Requirements:
      - Non-Jailbroken/Jailed or Jailbroken iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch.
      - Sideloadly / Cydia Impactor or alternatives.
      - A Computer Running Windows/macOS/Linux with iTunes installed.


      Hack Features:
      - Infinite Currency
      - Infinite Fuel
      - Infinite Items
      - No Spawn Cooldown
      - Bypass Required Level
      - No Reload


      Jailbreak required hack(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/5-game-cheats-hack-requests/
      Modded Android APK(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/68-android-section/
      For more fun, check out the Club(s): https://iosgods.com/clubs/


        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 250 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    • Dead Ahead: Zombie Warfare v4.2.2 +6 [Currency Hack]

      Dead Ahead: Zombie Warfare v4.2.2 +6 [Currency Hack]

      Parxdy  posted a topic in Free Jailbreak Cheats,

      Modded/Hacked App: Dead Ahead: Zombie Warfare By ABE Entertainment Limited
      Bundle ID: com.mobirate.DeadAheadTactics
      iTunes Store Link: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/dead-ahead-zombie-warfare/id1017311881?uo=4


      Mod Requirements:
      - Jailbroken iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch.
      - iGameGod / Filza / iMazing / or any other file managers for iOS.
      - Cydia Substrate, Substitute or libhooker depending on your jailbreak.
      - PreferenceLoader (from Cydia, Sileo or Zebra).





      Hack Features:
      - Infinite Currency
      - Infinite Fuel
      - Infinite Items
      - No Spawn Cooldown
      - Bypass Required Level
      - No Reload


      Non-Jailbroken & No Jailbreak required hack(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/79-no-jailbreak-section/
      Modded Android APK(s): https://iosgods.com/forum/68-android-section/
      For more fun, check out the Club(s): https://iosgods.com/clubs/


        • Informative
        • Agree
        • Haha
        • Thanks
        • Winner
        • Like
      • 137 replies
      Parxdy

      Picked By

      Parxdy ,
    View All
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We would like to place cookies on your device to help make this website better. The website cannot give you the best user experience without cookies. You can accept or decline our cookies. You may also adjust your cookie settings. Privacy Policy - Guidelines