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Alright kiddos. Do you have what it takes to make me laugh cause none of you seem to be funny. :drink:

You can roast me, post jokes, memes, roast DiDA especially, so yeah, do your best, or I should say worst if you're planning on roasting me. :sad:

I enjoy dark humor so try me. :evil:

This'll last for 1 week so get to it.

Up to 2 submissions per person.

 

Top 9 in no particular order:

 

  1. Glohst
  2. BootP
  3. Mitosis13
  4. DiDAs Dog
  5. LoFii
  6. SexyGoggwell
  7. Tezaki
  8. Undeadwaffles
  9. Kloniax

PMs have been sent to the winners. (Only the first 5 will receive a prize)

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Alright kiddos. Do you have what it takes to make me laugh cause none of you seem to be funny. You can roast me, post jokes, memes, roast DiDA especially, so yeah, do your best, or I should say wors

cu_rry
cu_rry

u suck

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cool fact ur picture is fake as your response

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Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

 

St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

 

First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

 

Bill chooses Hell.

 

About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

 

Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"

 

St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."

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Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

 

St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

 

First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

 

Bill chooses Hell.

 

About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

 

Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"

 

St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."

cool fact

ur picture is fake as your response

:kappa:

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Jake: Will you remember me in an hour?

Camille: Yes.

Jake: Will you remember me in a day?

Camille: Yes.

Jake: Will you remember me in a week?

Camille: Yes.

Jake: Will you remember me in a month?

Camille: Yes.

Jake: Will you remember me in a year?

Camille. Yes.

Jake: Knock Knock

Camille. Who's there?

Jake: See you forgot me already!

cool fact

ur picture is fake as your response

:kappa:

Your picture is as real as you :kappa:
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