Okay, this just happened. My friend and I, let's call him George, were playing a game and talking on TeamSpeak.
He said that he baked some brownies. Of course, since I'm a fatass, I asked if he would give me any.
So, George says "Sure, if you come over."
We laugh it off, and (around 10) minutes later, my parents want me to buy some chips at the store. (Around 2.5km away)
I got my bicycle, and I started pedaling. Halfway there, I think, why not get some free brownies? George lived on a hill (almost the fastest way home, but a long ass hill to drive up)
So, I got the chips (4 bags) and started going for George's house.
f**k, it was a detour, and a long ride up.
I live a few hundred meters away from the bottom
Got tired af
Got some free brownies, tho
**EDIT: Also, since we can't come to a solution;
Am I a fatass for making that detour just for brownies?
Or am I not a fatass, since I drove up that hill?
***EDIT: Share your fun/weird/idfk stories