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Happy holidays. Enjoy the snow if you have any there!

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Kinda miss the add a reaction to unlock the topic :c

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Vouching. Got everything as promised.

The 2016 US Presidential Election.

My ex-wife tried to humiliate me by telling all her female friends that I had a micro d*ck... She was in for a shock, when they all disagreed.

Had my girlfriend wear her Starbucks uniform to bed for roleplay. She got my name wrong during sex.

John: If a girl f**ks ten guys in a week she's a slut... If a guy does it, he's gay. Definitely gay. Tom: Close call. Just f**ked 9 guys.

What do genders and the twin towers have in common? There used to be two but now it's too offensive to talk about.

Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen, she killed a c*ckroach (website auto changes it to cookroach :c). I said, "Nice try."

*prays to rngesus

Count me in!