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WolfDesigns

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  1. when is shmoo on -________________________-

  2. By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
  3. well why dont they have ios in the first place
  4. oh genius...anyone want 600k crowns and is on android pm me I will charge for it however
  5. hit cancel and try again
  6. "Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

    1. Diversityy
    2. Goggwell

      Goggwell

      You have caught BlueFlareNinja disease

    3. BlueFlareNinja
  7. I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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    2. BaROCK Obama
    3. Goggwell

      Goggwell

      2912 hv 6?

    4. Diversityy

      Diversityy

      I got it xD hahahaha

    5. Adversity

      Adversity

      ive heard it alot of times and its funny everytime :)

    6. Prophet91

      Prophet91

      Lololo I get it

  8. You can code bro.... thats it im done
  9. i want 2 be in the team
  10. but im not judging u im judging mei
  11. u did not do gud...cuz troll
  12. did u do all the work like last time
  13. im done 10/10 best comment
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