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  1. Maybe you have to enable it in settings. If u dont see reboot ur phone
  2. Emo part of you will tell you that you'll fail
  3. Warning: you have to be atleast 18+ to read this The ocean swallowed us into her and dragged our body's to the nearest islands. A week has now passed from the "event" and neither of us has talked about it, we just simply looked at each other and kept our distance apart. We haven't built anything since then. What we have done is gather food and take shelter under the trees. After two more days of this I broke the invisible wall that kept us from doing anything. I said to her in a joking way, " You know, if we don't build any shelter, we are going to die." We were both sitting by a fire next to the ocean. "dam, right we are", she replied in a soft voice; looking down at the golden sand which was being bombarded with the waves of the ocean. She puts here head on my torso. I hear her crying softly. I put my hand over her shoulder and said "its alright, let it all out." She looks up at me and smiles. The she says, "I miss that fool, he might have been downer, but he was family." "I will kill you if you die too", she told me. "Then I won't die", I said. Well then get your ass up and build the God dam shelter already. Alright I said, but I'll need your help. Dam, right you do. We split and head to get wood more wood. After returning with a decent amount of sticks I heard a scream a coming from the eastern part of the island. I quickly rush over there to discover that Carla was fighting a bear. The bear scratches her in the arm, which made her drop the machete. I quickly and cautiously went behind the bear. I found the machete hiding in one of the trees leaves. It was stuck. The bear stood on its two feet. RRRAAAWWRRR!! Was the noise that echoed around earth and made me almost piss my pants. DAM!! Your breath stinks. I mean, how don't your teeth run, when you talk, said Carla. I used brute force to get the machete unstuck and charged at the bear. In one swoop, I managed to cut the Bears in half. Carla comes my way and says " Bitch, who gave you permission to use my machete." The slaps me in the face. Come on hoe, we got stuff to build. We made a small shelter using the wood I got and some leaves next to the fire. It was small enough for one person to fit in. So we fit tightly in there. We slept facing away, but after a few moments I felt her hands and legs holding me tight. I felt her breast touching my back. This triggered my man parts to go up. I was too ashamed to go to sleep. After a long period of time I heard a soft voice saying if I was awake. From there I felt one of here hands go under my pants, and there behind me. She grabs my male stick and starts moving at the same time I feel something else moving in back of me. She starts moaning and says I love. That when I turn around and I say the same thing, I love you too. We kissed and start doing it until the sun came up again. We stopped when we heard a voice is the distance yelling out repeatedly. Carla and me get dressed. We pick up our weapons; we got to the source of the noise. DiDa?!! Me and Carla said at the said time. He was standing next to the someone wearing an assassin creed like cloak made out of leaves. It must been a woman with a nice piece of ass like that. "You guys are the worst", said DiDa. I told him that he died. He said, I know. He explained that there was a curse on that the islands around here have. This was cursed from the Chaos God due to a war of many years of fighting. How the fighting started one knows, but it happened, now there's do you want to listen to me or go village filled with girls only. My male instincts said lets go to the village. Carla, punched me in the stomach and grins. Off we go, says the mysterious person. DiDa was right, there were only women. The village was on top of the highest mountain on the island. When I arrived. All women look at me and say a man. Quickly after that I was asked for marriage from all the women. DiDa and Carla looked at me with rage. Carla was angry because of jealousy. DiDa overreacts; he tumbles on the ground looks down and grabs his heart and says why. Why can't it be me. Move way for your chief to pass. There was was a gorgeous woman. When she walked, she had a style. Her breast were even bigger than Carla's, and Carla has the biggest breast I have ever seen. The royal guards told me to "worship her highness" while pointing spears at my head. I quickly went down. Not for the worshipping part, it was because I was a male. The chief grabs my chin, leans over and kisses me. My God, this bitch be a goddess I thought to myself. She said, "My villagers today we feast in the honor of my new husband and our guest." DiDa crawls into a corner; he says I'm going to kill that man. Stealing my women. Stealing my love. Dam bastard I'm going to kill you. BASTARD!!! Says Carla as she cuts my head. I could see my body and the blood that was spilling out... To be continued
  4. I request same thing but anyway possible
  5. can't get passed ad fly link help!!!!!
  6. Finished my first Flex 2 patch :)

    1. castix

      castix

      pm me and I'll teach you how to convert it to a tweak

    2. Rook

      Rook

      :thumbsup:

    3. WolfDesigns

      WolfDesigns

      Nothing special, just took out Jb detection; need help with the purchase.

  7. I can put the controls on non supported Mfi controller games
  8. Nope:CLICK ME
  9. Today I need help with Blutrol. I know that its not iOS 8 supported, but I have installed it w/o prob. So what is it that I need help with? Well the answer to that is Blutrol looks for apps where it used to be in iOS 7. So the gaming community needs your help of figuring a patch/some way of it to identify the games.
  10. Based off of you -.- emo support
  11. It's supposed to be tragic, plus you died the the best way possible, by playing wack a mole and don't our favorite characters from the walking dead die
  12. Happy readings :thumbsup: Driving away from this chaotic town some of the "DEFORMED" was blocking my exit and just when I was going backwards to take another route a different creature appeared. They weren't deformed. One more ugly annoying creature that I had to deal with. Besides being extremely ugly; I mean so ugly that if they walked in a bank they'll turn off the camera ugly, their skin was just like Professor Kenway's after he died; pale and rotting with an added bonus of DAM YOU UGLY!! They wore torn clothing. Looks like the torn parts of clothing was cause of being bitten repeatedly. This would also explain why flesh or other body features were missing. Maybe, it was the citizens? Dammit, I just got this car. Oh well, I really do hope my car insurance covers zombie attack. Dashing out the door I hid my self in a dark alleyway, being chased by very slow zombies. Yet do I questioned their speed at the time, HELL NO, I was more concerned over me surviving. When I got to the end of the other part I found the ugly squad again. Good thing they haven't noticed me at all. The weather changed from clear to God why you do this to me right now, aka heavy rainfall. Which reduced my vision in half. In addition to that it made everything slippery and wet. I looked around to see anyway of escape. Then a Squeaky voice appeared, alright do you see that broken fire escape. God?, I responded. Can't be God I'm not dead yet nor does God have a voice like that. Squeaky voice, how you know that and focus on the jump. Another voice pops out of my head, this one deeper, it said, don't do it, you'll only break a leg. Squeaky voice, no he won't. Deeper, yes he will. No, he won't. Yes, he will. Shut up, Shut up, Shut up! Stop talking to me. Squeaky; Oh... snap you dead, now. Look around. When I look around both sides of the alleyway were filled airheads wanting to rip me apart. Dam those scientist. All of there ancestors must number in billions; its hard to believe that so many people are to blame for producing those nerds. Squeaky voice, now my turn to talk. ALRIGHT, ALRight, alright!!! Do you see that Carolina Blue colored recycling bin. Yeah. Hell never make it. GTFO! Really? No, yes just don't listen to him. We gonna live today. Ok but what do I do? Well you call those things an airhead and look at yourself. Jesus Christ just pull the recycling bin to the fire escape and jump. Ok, 1...2..ohoooohooh, shi...something's moving this recycling bin. Bam! Just before the cart had fallen I managed to grab the railings. I take a quick glimpse down and see a zombie leaving the recycling bin. When I was about to pull myself up, a deformed grabbed my leg and pulls me down. My hands were just to slippery and weak to continue gripping tightly the rails, and then I fell a hands grabbing mine at the time my mind had given up and shut down to accept the inevitable. Inevitable was it? Then why am I in this room? My blurry eyesight saw a figure coming towards me. My body's reaction was crawl into the corner of the bed with my hands over my head, plus my mind said, Mercy, mercy is what I ask of you please... Mercy? Fool, you ain't dead. I separated my arms to take a quick look at who's talking. Well at least you ain't dead yet. Squeaky? I'm not squeaky I'm Carla and that my total downer brother, Dida. But...how? I accidentally dropped my Talkie-Wilkie down there. When I saw you I figured it's the perfect time to fool around. Perfect, time! You could've gotten me killed! But did and if it wasn't for me you would have been dead a long time ago. So what are we going to do now. Oh there's no we, Dida says while getting up from the couch. Yes there is, Carla yelled. Most of the zombies have left the city and we should too. How long have I been asleep for? Carla replied, about one and a half day. Here's your gun. I have my axe and DiDa has his bat. He really loves hitting people, no matter the team. Is there anyone that might have survived? Yes, I said. Where he at. Well... After riding "our" motor cycles that we "found" or DiDa killed all of the riders with his bat. They laughed of how we were going to die. But when then they grabbed Carla DiDa anger raised. He yelled, "Let go of my sister." The fat thug said, " don't worry boy well just take real good car of her. DiDa gripped his bat, and smashed it across the fat thugs face into the glass of the store next to us. The other four guys ran to attack. I shot one them in the legs then multiple times on the torso making sure where I shot wasn't lethal enough to kill him now. Carla cut off the arm of one of the thug that attempted to hurt DiDa and then the other arms; once she did the that she slashed off his legs to die in a couple of minutes. Which she medically healed his so he wouldn't die too soon. The other two thugs tried to save his friend from Carla. I shot one in the left leg and DiDa charged up to them hitting the guy that I shot in the face, while hitting the other guy in the duck. He leaned forward covering his penis with his hands. DiDa used this to his advantage and slams the bat in the back of his head. Splat! Soon after making contact with the floor, blood came out like water balloon exploding. DiDa came back to the guy Carla took cared of and carefully carved a nice smiley big old face in his neck. "Dam don't want to get on his bad side", I told myself. We managed to get "unnoticed" by of Z's (DiDa killed them while screaming iOS God right here). When I asked what/why he shout it out and his anger issues. Carla told me that he had a website called iOSGods.com and someone with the username D3vlish was going to beat him at Top Online Users. So...is that your friends house? Yes. He might have wifi as well (DiDa looks at me, with a grin on his face and wide opened eyes). Knock. Knock. Knock. Yo Steve. Hold I'm playing with Brian! Which Brian rich or ghetto! Rich Brian! I got a new game, it's called " The Wild" it's a mixture of Day-Z and Rust, plus a little like the forest. (Opens door) well why didn't you say so. Steve meet Carla and DiDa. Carla and... DiDa grabs Steve and looks at his Minecraft box head hat/mask and yell in a deep batman like voice he yelled, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, I KNOW WHERE YOU STASH YOUR GAMES, SO GIVE ME WiFi!!!!! Just don't hurt my babies alright. Ok then, tell me your password. My password is ToonuvaGames. Thank you, DiDa says. Yes, still 8 days ahead of her DiDa says softly. Carla asked Stev if he wears the mask all the time. Steve replies to her "what mask". "Ok then",says Carla. Exiting out the bathroom as rich Brian plays his two-cent music sayings what's up and who are they. Well if you haven't noticed this town been infected by Zombies. "Awesome", says Steve. Not awesome, I said back. Any way let me take my iPearpad 9 and see what's going on the world. I'd recommend following @dasn12 on Twitt to get the updates on the upcoming stories. We all watch the screen like a chocolate addict eating watching the chocolate special on food channel. There's twit with a video link with a title that says, how the Apocalypse started. As we watch the link by Samuraicookiemonster on utube we were surprise of what the utuber had to say. Hi guys today I'm going to elucidate on what started the Z-attack...skipped 5 seconds forward. It all started with the army's MK ULTRA project from years ago. Which is sometimes referred to CIA's mind control program; due to its attempt to brainwash human. It was officially halted in 1973. However the program engaged in many illegal activities. Scientist were intruded to make drugs. The drugs contained mixtures of a acid chemical with element 116. this new drug made the "lab rats" turn pale but stronger. Each time the experiment resulted in lab rats died after a few minutes of insulting the new drug. Some of declassified reports stated that over 1000 many people died. This included the scientists that performed the experiment. What is weird about this sub project is that about 200 scientist participated only 14% are alive today. So what happened to the other 86%? Well they either died from being attacked or "disappeared" to find their bodies dug under a thick tree infested area. So instead of mind control the combination a large amount and drugs injected into its victim which hours later started to have an effect on a human's body making them stronger but berserk and into a new creature that looks like a deformed human. They also have the ability to infect humans turning them into brain dead zombies. "Ok, anyone want to go to my private island and Partai until this is over!!", says Brian. Everyone looks at each other and at the same time we all responded yes. Except DiDa he asked if there was Wifi there; then he took it back. We get into the shiny customized sports car with gold rims and do drive-by shootings at the zombies and the deformed. If we didn't hit them then DiDa either smashed them or we ran over them. Basically my crew was the most badass group in this city. Basically we supported each other; (DiDa - emo support) (Brian - money support) (Carla - booty support) (Steve - Minecraft support?) (Me - Gun support). Once we got to the mansion that was filled with gadgets that weren't even out. Most of it beautifully carved with the most detailed and elegant work I had ever seen. We quick pass Mac King's burger, arcade town, a gaming company, and entered an old world war 2 helicopter. Our pilot was Chuck Norris. Chuck fuking NORRIS. This made me wonder how rich is rich Brain?! Man he was so fun to talk to, I even played cards. Everything was going smoothly until some sneaky chipmunks that boarded our helicopter before we left, carved out a message on the front glass. Their message was "You all gonna get raped now". Soon after Steve read it the helicopter started to malfunction. Everyone was tripping everywhere. Until we got our seat belts on, but when we did the chipmunk that turned out to be psychotic zombie chipmunks broke in through the pilots glass. They bit his flesh like butter. Chuck Norris was squirming and his blood splattered everywhere. That when DiDa jumped of his seat and started pounding on the little rotten fellows. He killed most of them. Suddenly the helicopter started spinning downwards and the surviving chipmunks died bitting DiDa. Unfortunately the spinning open the door and he fell three hitting the blades of the helicopter. All of his body had been made in to ground beef. This broke the blade. Brian was so traumatized about seeing so much blood spilled, that he grabbed my gun and blew his brains out. Bits of the brain hang from the ceilings dripping down on my shoulders. Steve grabbed the only parachute and jump down to an island. I grabbed Carla's hand and tell her everything's going to be fine and jump down with me... to be continued
  13. @IGN: CW announces webseries for @DCComics' #Vixen, set in the #Arrow / #TheFlash universe http://t.co/e4l4BrNUaw http://t.co/N18vb6WZZF

  14. Hello fellow, followers of iOS today I am in need of a youtube intro and banner but i dont have any money so can u make me one for free would really appreciate it.
  15. I wrote this to explain why are you in a forest and what/who are the deformed for the upcoming iOS game "The Wild" It started like an other day... with me going to work; I recently bought the new chipyoda vehicle. The paint on the car was crimson with the completing color of black on the hood. I was stopped with my charming wife's voice. Hey bobo, you forgot to get your phone. Oh, thanks sugarplum we kissed. In that brief moment it seemed that time had stopped; I felt my blood cells moving throughout my body. She hugged me tightly with her soft hands. The moment...no the dream I felt in that moment concluded when my chest sensed her torso trembling a bit. I asked if something happened. She replied to me that everything was alright. Ok, I'm going now. We both drive off in our on cars. My wife was a professional climber. She beat the record of climbing Mount Everest last month eight hours 3 minutes and 49 seconds, without breaking a sweat.She didn't fear what obstacles that got she had to surpass, like how may died trying to do the same thing, or the temperature, not even the dangerous bests that lurk around the path she was taking. Not one bit of her was scared. The thoughts worried me. My conscience played these thoughts around my head. I decided to listen to it; The car wheels screeched as I drifted to go to my wife's job. Passing miller street my speed 30 miles per hour, after a few blocks, the speed 40 miles per hour, and going up the highway my speed was 60 miles per. Even though I was about top speed, my conscience told me to go faster. When I reached my destination I went 120 miles per hour, passed 18 red light and 5 stops signs. After my wife got home from the trip we got married and she even obtained a job working at a nearby laboratory as a scientist. The building was enormous it had two giant chimney and the building's height was about 15 floors up. I went right through the front door. The room looked like it was abandoned. There was dust and cobwebs everywhere. No one except the redhead girl I asked the reception area to see my wife. Responding in an impolite way; what your business here? Well madam, I need to got to my wife she left something at home. I'm sorry, but you do not have permission to enter there. Then God or was it the Devil that made the phone ring. The redhead went to pick up the phone. Once she did, I could tell in her face which turned whiter than snow that she regretted answering. Never the less I seize the opportunity and go inside. When I walked inside Walking in I looked around. The walls were made of concrete, covered by metal. The bottom half was black and the upper half was white. The floor were made of marble. It had been design with a checker pattern in mind. There was a map that they had on the wall. Next to it was an elevator; it had buttons with different sections. I clicked on section C due overhearing a conversation my wife had with someone on the phone it. The elevator descended downwards. As soon as the door opens the sound of the running guards interrupted me. My legs and arms acted before any brain signals were received. Before my mind had any clue realization, my body hid itself the nearest room. Once the sound of patrol men running vanquished. I turned on the lights. The room was filled with machinery and clothing. Walking towards the apricot colored cart. I found a silver lab coat. I scavaged around in search off an ID. Just when I thought my luck ran out, in the deepest corner of my eye the something was reflecting light. I walk towards the object under the teal laundry cart. Surprised I had found a ID card withe the name Robertson Mathews. Right after leaving the laundry room, a scientist halted and questioned me if I was new here. In a sturtling response I told him, yes. Oh... its your first day in the job, well let me show you around the facility, my name is professor Kenway. After an hour and a half had passed of constant words bombarding me and showing me some of the experiments, he had finished and ask where was I heading. I told him what I overheard. He told me to follow him into his office. So I did. When we reached his office all of the walls was made of glass; it was surrounded by many other offices. The wall in back of his oak wood desk had the CIA emblem on it. Except this one was a bit different. He says, you like it. The glass is bulletproof just like the ones we're using to observe the experiments. Here's the note to...as he was about to pass me a note a loud noise appeared out of the blue; following it was an earthquake, or at least I thought it was. The buildings lights went off for a second and the red emergency backup lights turned on. Leaving with a pistol, he sayed to stay there. However I was focused on my wifes well health more than mine so I disobeyed the command and left a few second after him. I almost lost him when he made a turn into the hallway that was right next to project-S. When I ask him what was the project about. The chatty professor was as silent as a catacomb. Just when I was about to turn and continue to follow him a creature ambushed him. Concealed behind the corner I hear his voice screaming for help. Begging for his life to be spared. I also heard the animal loudly chewing. Augh , augh, achooo!!! The thing heard my sneeze and his footsteps echoed louder and louder as it was coming towards my direction. Clamp, clamp, clamp was the noise its foot made when it touched the floor. My heart was pounding so hard that it felt it was going to rip open my chest and run. Gunfire was shoot the in the opposite direction that I was at. Something screeched so loud it broke the glass in front of me. It started running for the one who shot. After a couple of minutes passed by I take a peak. What I had seen can never be unseen again. The scientist half eaten, you can see the intestines and a pool of blood popping out of his stomach. Puking up even more blood he attempted to say in a soft and weak voice the camera...truth. The scientist struggling to points at the camera and his soul had departed from Earth. I heard scream near project-S, followed up by an explosion. I came towards the screaming. Lost in this inferno hell maze I was able to locate screaming. When I turned down to the hallway and saw in front of me were creatures that shouldn't exist. These creature looked deformed human. It eating up leftover human parts of the staff. I was about to vomit upon seeing this horrific scenery until I noticed someone across the other side of the hallway. It was my wife. She screamed out loud with tears running down her face, I'M SORRY, SO, SO SORRY!!! and ran. That's the last time I ever saw her again. I ate my puke and ran back the way I came. When I was about to pass by the dead scientist I saw that he was alive. His skin turned pale and started to rot, but he came crawling towards me. I jumped over him and lock myself in the guards/surveillance room and played the recording on the camera. Turns out that this building were experimenting on human beings for months. Bam! Bam! Ruuugh! I grabbed the Python on the guards desk and aimed it towards the only way out. Then I noticed the big air vent on the ceiling and escaped the building through there. I ran into the car and drove to town. When arrived everything was in chaos. Cars flipped down, blood was splattered everywhere and human body parts spilled the city for miles; gunshots being fired; and screams filled the air. So I drove far... far away from the begging of this apocalyptic civilization. So where did I drive off to well... Let's just say I drove into "The Wild" NOTE!!!(OPTIONAL) PLEASE COMMENT DOWN, WHAT CAN I CHANGE HERE TO MAKE IT BETTER
  16. Any1 know about making intros or yt banners please make me one

  17. Ok...ok... will u be using them on the forums
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