#1:
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
2#:
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
3#:
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.
He wanted to plant potatoes but could not as he was old and weak.
His son lived in Paris, So he send a email.
He send explains the problem: "beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in the garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help me dig up this garden. Love you, Your Father."
The son replied: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'The THING'. I love you too, Ahmed.
Later that day US Army and CIA visit the old mans house. They search the garden every inch but failed to find anything. They leave in disappointment.
The next day, The old man received another email from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I can do from here." Love Ahmed.
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#1:
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
2#:
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
3#:
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.
He wanted to plant potatoes but could not as he was old and weak.
His son lived in Paris, So he send a email.
He send explains the problem: "beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in the garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help me dig up this garden. Love you, Your Father."
The son replied: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'The THING'. I love you too, Ahmed.
Later that day US Army and CIA visit the old mans house. They search the garden every inch but failed to find anything. They leave in disappointment.
The next day, The old man received another email from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I can do from here." Love Ahmed.
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