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[GodZ69420 1.2k]

8 hours ago, Avatar Wan said:

BREAKING NEWS...

Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced that a very dangerous snake had just been discovered.

Scientists claim that the snake is an enhanced specie of the reptile family.

According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5 cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds every 30 seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by weapon it dies only when it bites itself. Surprising huh?

Scientists claim that's the only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to discover new ways this snake can be killed.

This is the most poisonous and deadliest snake ever recorded in the history of man.

This snake can only be found in Nokia 3310 mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia. Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through!

I will skip this lmoa

[AlCapone123 835]

A man cross the desert and see from a distance a village which is burned down. There are corpses everywhere. The man is wondering and going closer to the Village.

An exhausted little girl is coming from the wreckage and looks into the mans eyes and saying scared from what happend : "Why is this happening? What did we do wrong that this happend?"  The man saying : "well little girl, i believe today is not your lucky day" and is opening his fly. ?

[ZongoLeDozo 0]

They were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted.

[Nekit 1]

Yeah, I use CHEATS:

C - Respect

H - Women

E -  and

A - make

T - trash

S - jokes 

I plan on keeping using cheats, do you?

[Klepto 7.8k]

6 hours ago, DiDA said:

A joke? This topic.

Disqualified. 

[Rook 564.2k Donor]

1 minute ago, Klepto said:

Disqualified. 

Topic Deleted

[Klepto 7.8k]

6 minutes ago, DiDA said:

Topic Deleted

Pls

[Betsamuel 0]

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari?

 

i dont have a ferari in my garage

[RemineTheCat 384]

What's the worst thing can happen?

"I love You"

"awww"

"Not you. You"

"but it's still me"

"You Watanabe"

"stop talking to me"

[Archangel04 33k]

1 hour ago, SgT.KinG said:

I will skip this lmoa

It's not funny? Why are you laughing then