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So a very pretty girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"

I enthusiastically said, "Well... yes"

She took away the extra chair in front of me. 

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It's been a while since I've done one of these.    The rules are simple; - One joke per post (anything too long I'll skip over it) - Jokes can be dark, but keep the profanity to a

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LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS" BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

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I'd tell u a real funny joke... But i don't think u could hack it!!

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I walked into a bar when I got outta work and asked for a drink. As I waited I eyed this super cute girl. She eyed me back, they finally hand me my drink I never took my eyes off her. I chugged the drink like a professional and licked my lips. She smiles and comes to my table. A gentleman walks inside and proceeds to the table where she was sitting. She finally gets to my table and leans on a chair in front of me saying " is this seat taken? " I said " sure, have a seat " and she smiled and takes it saying " thanks, my boyfriend just walked in " I was shocked. I asked the bartender for another beer and a guy walks up to me saying " is this seat taken? " I replied " no, go ahead and take it. The guy smiled and started feeling on my leg as he sat next to me " oh I will " he replied. 

 

Ive never ran outta a bar so fast in my life, I almost forgot to pay for my drinks

 

I wish this was a joke

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I once asked a girl to rate me 0 out of 10. She looked at me up and down and said " your a 6 " I laughed and she said rate me 0-10. I begin looking at her up and down I begin to smile and I replied " 8 for sure " and she started laughing saying " no silly I'm bigger than that " my smile slowly fades as I said " excuse me? " she laughs and points down saying " aren't we talking about our packages? " I turned around and never spoke to him again.

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