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[Qif 44]

John: If a girl f**ks ten guys in a week she's a slut... If a guy does it, he's gay. Definitely gay.

Tom: Close call. Just f**ked 9 guys.

[thepapanoob 0]

watch out the floor is java!

[Qif 44]

Had my girlfriend wear her Starbucks uniform to bed for roleplay. She got my name wrong during sex.

[NitroBlaster01 0]

Well, did you know that there are people who come to this site for absolutely legitimate reasons, other than modding, hacking, or cheating? 

No?

I didn't either.

[Qif 44]

My ex-wife tried to humiliate me by telling all her female friends that I had a micro d*ck... She was in for a shock, when they all disagreed.

Updated June 28, 2017 by Qif

[Qif 44]

The 2016 US Presidential Election.

[ScrappyCFW 1]

There are 2 bananas laying in bed, the banana says to the other banana, hey Lay down straight

 

Its yellow and you cant see it? A banana around the corner

 

 

[parracid 7]

This moment, then u are Russian and your English so bad...

[Zigzagzul 307]

My chance of winning this is as high as one of those "vids" having a step - brother/sister, etc... being real.

 

Updated June 28, 2017 by Zigzagzul
put 2 jokes at once by accident

[1Jakey 950]

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