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It's been a while since I've done one of these.    The rules are simple; - One joke per post (anything too long I'll skip over it) - Jokes can be dark, but keep the profanity to a

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LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS" BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

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I'd tell u a real funny joke... But i don't think u could hack it!!

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A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

Local paper read: 'KING's ASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.

The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN" The king fainted....

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$. Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"

The queen fainted... The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.

The Next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD" The king died... !

 

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Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a c*ckroach (website auto changes it to cookroach :c). I said, "Nice try."

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What do genders and the twin towers have in common? There used to be two but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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