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Why is peter plan always flying?

He neverlands.

 

My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

 

What's a pirate least favorite letter?

Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.
Sincerely, your service provider.

 

 

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It's been a while since I've done one of these.    The rules are simple; - One joke per post (anything too long I'll skip over it) - Jokes can be dark, but keep the profanity to a

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LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS" BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

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I'd tell u a real funny joke... But i don't think u could hack it!!

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Two elderly ladies are sitting in church. One turns to the other and says
"my butt fell asleep"
yeah said the other i heard it snore a couple of times.

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Did you hear Helen Kellers birthday song? She didn't either.

im going to name my first son retarted so if anyone asks me " are you f**king retarted?" I can say yes.

 

 

Have you ever done something illegal before?      You know how they have those take one signs at Halloween when the people aren't home? Well I f**ked a dead moose

 

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Why did Sussie fall of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't Sussie get up?

Because she didn't have any legs.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Sussie

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