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clasher · March 4, 2016

A Man say to his Sister-in-law to see under/inside his dhoti from bottom and said that

Today he wear a new underwear

Sister-in-law first shy and refuse but Man insist him...She sit and look inside/under his dhoti ,

Sister-in-law :(stand) and say You haven't wear anything

Man:

AprilFool

Dhoti: is a loose piece of clothing wrapped around the lower half of the body wore by some men from south

MY ENGLISH IS NOT GOOD AND I AM CONVERTING THIS JOKE

BlaccTheKidd · March 4, 2016

a fat guy walks into safeway, he he see's a sign that says

"lose five pounds for five bucks" so he says what the hell an takes the flyer.

next day he goes to the weight lose building. he tells the receptionist " i would like to lose five pounds"

receptionist: that will be five dollars sir

so he hands her the five bucks .

receptionist says: " take this this key it will be the first door on the left"

so he walks down the hall an opens the first door on the left. when he gets in he turns on the lights. there is a smoking hot blonde sitting in a chair holding a sign saying " if you catch me you can f*ck me. so he chases her around and around that room, an finally catches her. he f*cks the shit out of her. best sex he has ever had in his life.

when he gets home he hoops on the scale, an holy shit he cant believe it, he lost five pounds. so he says "i'm going back tomorrow an i want to lose 10 pounds".

so the next day he goes to the weight lose building an says " that this place is awesome today i want to lose 10 pounds"

receptionist: "great sir glad you like it, that will be 10 dollars"

so he hands her the ten bucks. this time his smiling like its his birthday.

receptionist: " thank you, take this key your room will be the second door on the left"

so he skips down the hall an gets to the second door on the left. he turns on the light an what do you know, there is a most beautiful brunette, sitting in a chair holding a sign saying " if you catch me you can f**k me" so he chases around and around that room, an he finally catches her, out of breath, but he f*cks the shit out of her.

so he runs home has fast as he can gets home takes off his clothes, an jumps on the scale. an holy shit he says i cant believe it i lost ten pounds.

so he goes to bed this time an say " tomorrow i'm going back an i want to lose 50 pounds, f*ck it why not"

net day he is feeling so good, his sprinting to the weight lose building, he asks the receptionist "holy shit how do you guys do it? this place is amazing today i want to lose 50 pounds"

receptionist: that is so great sir glad you like it, fifty pounds, that will be fifty dollars"

so he throws the 50 bucks and he is jumping up an down.

receptionist: " thank you, take this key your room will be the third door on the right"

he snatches the key runs down the an gets to the third door on the left.

he gets smashs the door flips on the lights, he looks and he is confused.

there is a silver-back gorilla sitting in a chair holding a sign saying " if i catch ya ima f**k ya"