1. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got six months. 2. I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something that I can see myself doing. 3. Could you please call me a taxi? You're a taxi. 4. What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1. 5. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic. 6. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.
7. A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says "Error, not long enough."
~I posted 7 in case the other 4 aren't good. I like posting extra ~