General 10/10 best joke ever {inspired by stalker klepto}

[WolfDesigns 2.2k]

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

 

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't

 

care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,"

 

admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you

 

the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have

 

complained

 

in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired

 

Marine

 

assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to

 

breakfast

 

bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager. "Never

 

better." The manager was impressed. No problem with the other guy snoring,

 

then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "How'd you manage

 

that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came

 

in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the

 

cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

[Setbling 60]

I dont DUCKING GET ITTTT ARGHH

[Guest]

what

[Amuyea 87.9k]

:rofl: poor dude

[WolfDesigns 2.2k]

I dont DUCKING GET ITTTT ARGHH

 

 

what

the marine is also a dude

[Guest]

the marine is also a dude

oh I guess thats kinda funny then

[Kilmnar 1.5k]

Lmfao