General Giving Away [$3] [2 Lucky Winners] Enter Now!

[Fanboy 5]

Hello everyone ill be giving away $3 to two lucky Winners! 

Just post a funny Joke/Picture. i Will use this https://www.random.org/ 

to pick a number. Your number is going to be the post order. 

Example 

 

GoodLuck to Everyone     

24 Hours and ill Pick the Winners.

 

Winners

1st Amuyea

2ndDragonSlayers

Congrats to the winners and thanks for Entering.

Updated April 18, 2015 by Fanboy

[Nightwinged 2]

Why did the lion go into the closet?

narnia business

 

xDD

(none of your busines" incase)

         

[Zahir 394.2k]

[CGelo 4]

The teacher asked Jimmy. "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!"

 

 

✌✌✌

 

[tezaki 503]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

[Gh0stByte 3.2k]

"I had to fart really bad, and I was in a bus. I could tell it would be a really loud one, so i timed it to the rhythm of the music. A couple min later, i realized that I was using earbuds"

 

- some story i heard recently, forgot wehre

[RegularGuy 613]

What do u call a pig that learn karate? Ans: Pork Chop

[pwxown 4.6k]

w00p w00p

[CrystalMeth 21]

A man walks into a bar...

[Amuyea 88.1k]

I guess that this is funny enough lol

 

Your smile makes my day.

Lights up my day.

Your shining teeth.

That sparkles at night.

Lights up the roads.

Your breath that i use to kill pests and protect my house from ghosts.

Of the dead creatures that you've consumed.