General Story Time with Jan! Question of the day: How many times did I almost die?

ItsJanJan · April 5, 2015

So the day before today, which is surprisingly yesterday. I expected to just have a normal session of going to the gym... Ahhh yes the gym where people go to get fit, make loud and unnecessary sounds, to take selfies just for the sake of looking like you're socially active so people don't think you're a loner (I've seen them with my own eyes).

So I did my basic warm up routine (HITTs and Treadmill for 30 minutes). Whilst on the treadmill, half way through my routine, this woman (around early 20s) walks up to me with unbelievably ahkfdsjhakjfdhads yoga pants, (Yes, words cannot describe how the yoga pants beautifully shaped around her legs looked and my God, a part of me died).

Running at 12.7mph is pretty challenging when you're just distracted. Having a ''casual'' conversation, a little bit of banter was thrown out here and there, and I quote ''You're going really fast *giggles and bites* lip'' (I almost fell off and died). ''It must be hard, to go that fast *wink*''. (Yup, almost died again).

My mentality was at it's verge of breaking for I could tried so hard to control my blood flow so it doesn't go to ''Unnecessary Areas'' and alas I finished my routine and it was time to do some weight lifting. Dead lifts were my first and thank goodness I got through my sets with no distractions.

Now, the bench press. Powdering my hands and getting ready to start... Ms.YogaPants decided to pick up the tiny barbells on the rack in front of me and since there was a mirror there, she decided to do squats literally 4ft away from me whilst she was all there squatting and giggling away and let me tell you. I hardly made it through my first set when 210lbs of weights almost fell on me.

Twas one of the most hardest experiences in my life, no pun intended. As I pushed through my last few reps with my legs crossed, she decided to get the yoga mat and place it right where I was going to workout to finish up and do my cool downs and I was standing up *Le sobs*. As I push to just finish everything and goodness me it was really hard, through out my torture experience, she would look over and smile at me whilst doing these... Erotic poses *Le cries*

We said our goodbyes to each other (since this is at a hotel gym right now) and here I was covering my forbidden area with my gym bag, she gets on the same elevator as I did and let me tell you 23 floors is a long way away...

Morale of the story is: Heavy Weight should be on another day if a situation like this happens again

*Fingers Crossed* That today will be much calmer with less ''Awakenings''

April 5, 2015

I think she was trying to kill you

NitroxicDemon · April 5, 2015

Women at the gym are f**king amazing.. She wants the D bro give it to her

Rook · April 5, 2015

Why do I never come across these girls at the gym?

ItsJanJan · April 5, 2015

@shmoo Bro I know, I went to the gym again she's here fooking hell

@NitroxicDemon @DiDA I'm just gonna take one for the team and if we're lucky then pic for days

Rook · April 5, 2015

@shmoo Bro I know, I went to the gym again she's here fooking hell

@NitroxicDemon @DiDA I'm just gonna take one for the team and if we're lucky then pic for days

Prophet91 · April 5, 2015

@shmoo Bro I know, I went to the gym again she's here fooking hell

@NitroxicDemon @DiDA I'm just gonna take one for the team and if we're lucky then pic for days

@DiDA is going t go crazy on those pics

Updated April 5, 2015 by tombro91

Amuyea · April 5, 2015

lmao, must be hard to control your boner

it sound like she wanted to have *** with you

ItsJanJan · April 5, 2015

@@NitroxicDemon @DiDA @Amuyea SO I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A FEW HOURS and like... She invited me over to her room for food and protein shake PLUS I left my card in my hotel room soo... Uhmm.. I MEAN LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME I'VE STAYED THIS LONG AND CUDDLED AND COOKED HER FOOD? Oh God, my morals... What have I done...

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Updated April 5, 2015 by ItsJanJan

Prophet91 · April 5, 2015

@@NitroxicDemon @DiDA @Amuyea SO I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A FEW HOURS and like... She invited me over to her room for food and protein shake PLUS I left my card in my hotel room soo... Uhmm.. I MEAN LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME I'VE STAYED THIS LONG AND CUDDLED AND COOKED HER FOOD? Oh God, my morals... What have I done...