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Klepto
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It's been a while since I've done one of these.    The rules are simple; - One joke per post (anything too long I'll skip over it) - Jokes can be dark, but keep the profanity to a

Fortunatusprinz
Fortunatusprinz

LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS" BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

Skitzy16
Skitzy16

I'd tell u a real funny joke... But i don't think u could hack it!!

MaD_OwNz_YoU Newbie

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2 hours ago, K1R1T0 said:

I thought it was supposed to be 'myd**k' as the password 

It is lol. Just Klepto did say to keep profanity, and sexual content to a minimum on here. I'm new and didn't want to start off on the wrong foot. So I changed it to junk. The pass it actually should be is 'mype**s'. ?

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TheArmKing 60.1k

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

 

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

 

How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand?
 
The blind start reading your face.

 

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Priest: SAY YOUR NAME!

Anonymous Demon: NO

Priest: SAY IT, I SHALL CONDEM U TO HELL

Anonymous Demon: Well OKAY U CAN TRY?!

Priest: BE QUICK ABOUT IT

Anonymous Demon: My name is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas

Priest: REPEAT?!

Anonymous Demon: UVUVWEVWEVWE ONYETENYEVWE UGWEMUBWEM OSSAS!

Priest: Don't Joke with me mate

Anonymous Demon: I'm not...

Priest: ....

Anonymous Demon: I can go to hell by myself but there's one condition. Make Kelpto to gimme VIP PASS

Priest: _____________

Anonymous Demon: YIPPE YAY!

*When I get the VIP, I'll stay humble and sit down

HAHAHAHAH

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