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joe root · July 1, 2017

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

joe root · July 1, 2017

Updated July 1, 2017 by parth4041

GOAT13579 · July 1, 2017

DiDa is the type of guy to get a dog and name it cat

destro4227 · July 1, 2017

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.

Goggwell · July 1, 2017

Look in the mirror.

K1R1T0 · July 1, 2017

8 hours ago, ecbertram said:

types 'myjunk' as password

I thought it was supposed to be 'myd**k' as the password

MaD_OwNz_YoU · July 1, 2017

2 hours ago, K1R1T0 said:

I thought it was supposed to be 'myd**k' as the password

It is lol. Just Klepto did say to keep profanity, and sexual content to a minimum on here. I'm new and didn't want to start off on the wrong foot. So I changed it to junk. The pass it actually should be is 'mype**s'. ?

Updated July 1, 2017 by ecbertram
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TheArmKing · July 1, 2017

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand?

The blind start reading your face.