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[zombie zeus 22]

How does a pretty pony with a sore throat sound like when it checks into the animal hospital?

 

A little hoarse. 

[CrazyBoyandLoraUK 76]

Me: I have a wife and kids 

Robber: I'm not gonna shoot you 

Me: Please why not

 

[runnerman15 28]

Ur momma so ugly that donald trump deported himself! JK but she is just to fat so donald trump used her for the BORDER WALL!!

[Meteorax86 31]

I just found my birthday is the same day as when I was born!!! ?

life is crazy  ?

P.s. Sometimes I poop FYI !!! 

[Ssalty 0]

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

 

 

he had no body to go with

[BobB 10]

 

Did you hear about the dyslectic, agnostic insomniac????????

He stayed up nights wondering if there was a Dog 

[UltraR3actor 5]

A joke. 

[MaD_OwNz_YoU 22]

A man and his wife are sitting in front of their PC, and trying to set up a new password. The husband types 'myjunk' as password. The wife immediately falls on ground laughing as she sees an error message on the computer screen that reads as "Error! Password's Not Long Enough."

Updated July 1, 2017 by ecbertram
Didn't know if the password it there was appropriate.

[Darkshade 0]

It’s amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, “You look so gorgeous, I didn’t recognize you.”

[Tekminibi 0]

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all just sit around in the dark and cry