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[RemineTheCat 384]

What's the main difference between arguing with a girl and a knife?

The knife has a point

[Archangel04 33k]

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

Local paper read: 'KING's ASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.

The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN" The king fainted....

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$. Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"

The queen fainted... The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.

The Next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD" The king died... !

 

[RemineTheCat 384]

Hermione has kids

how does she name them?

Hermitwo and Hermithree

[Octopops 147]

Mary jane burnt all my brain cells so I got no jokes..

Unless eating my kids snacks is humorous to you 

[Egyptian 1.4k]

Here is my vine, This one with subtitle and you gotta find more vines but in arabic .. But still you going to understand the main point hope you laugh  

 

[Qif 43]

Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a c*ckroach (website auto changes it to cookroach :c). I said, "Nice try."

Updated June 28, 2017 by Qif

[Qif 43]

What do genders and the twin towers have in common? There used to be two but now it's too offensive to talk about.

Updated June 28, 2017 by Qif

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[Doesthismatter 1.3k]

2 hours ago, TheArmKing said:

yea right , cuz thats one of the first jokes that come up when i search funny jokes 

Nice. Just noticed you are rookie modder now . 

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