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It's been a while since I've done one of these.    The rules are simple; - One joke per post (anything too long I'll skip over it) - Jokes can be dark, but keep the profanity to a

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Fortunatusprinz

LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WHO SACRIFICE THEIR SLEEP, THEIR FAMILY, FOOD, LAUGHTER, AND OTHER JOYS OF LIFE WERE CALLED "SAINTS" BUT NOW, THEY ARE CALLED "HACKER"

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I'd tell u a real funny joke... But i don't think u could hack it!!

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few days ago I was driving back to my house, I started thinking what did I forget, then I freaked out when I didn't find my car's keys. 5 seconds later I realized how stupid I am.

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Lady came into my restaurant the other day angry, slamming a box on the front counter register " what's the problem ma'am? " I asked. She said " I ordered these cookies and they were cold! I said I wanted a tote! A tote is supposed to be fresh!! " she yelled in my face. I look down and feel the cookies, I begin counting them and there was only 9 in the box. I told her " Ok no problem, we will bake you 9 fresh cookies " I replied calmly. Lady starting freaking out and yelled louder at me " a tote has 13 cookies! " she screamed at the top of her lungs as spit flew into my face. I look back down and recount " yes ma'am but there's only 9 in here, how long ago did you order? " I replied. Lady stares me dead in the eye " one and a half hours ago " she said calmly. I look at the managers, " so she ordered cookies an hour ago and complains just now that they are cold " managers go behind the monitors and start busting out laughing. I smile at the lady and I slowly tilt my hand and the entire box falls in the trash beside me. Lady looks at me like I'm crazy. I told her " you didn't expect a dozen more cookies plus these ones did you? Make a new batch for the lady! Next customer " I yelled back at the crew, as I proceeded to help someone else. 

 

This is is not a joke, this was my late night shift 

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