General Need your help!

[WolfDesigns 2.2k]

Hi iosGOD's users,

How are every one of you getting along? I can’t believe it’s been so long since I designed something for fun.

There are issues that I am facing right now. While I officially attempted to concoct something unique, I need your assistance to achieve making a code that tells a joke or says something like; 

Your support is key in solving this problem.

On the off chance that you have 10 minutes, please answer any cool thoughts with code. 

Much thanks to you ahead of time for taking the time and I anticipate got notification from you, 

WolfDesigns

 

Updated May 17, 2017 by WolfDesigns

[TheArmKing 60.3k]

Code as in ? HTML ? 

[BloodRaceKiNG 519]

2 minutes ago, TheArmKing said:

Code as in ? HTML ? 

I think HTML or Microsoft programming language.

[TheArmKing 60.3k]

Just now, BloodRaceKiNG said:

I think HTML or Microsoft programming language.

whats Microsoft programming language ? MSQL ? 

[BloodRaceKiNG 519]

2 minutes ago, TheArmKing said:

whats Microsoft programming language ? MSQL ? 

Microsoft Visual. I think its free to anyone

[WolfDesigns 2.2k]

14 hours ago, TheArmKing said:

Code as in ? HTML ? 

 

14 hours ago, BloodRaceKiNG said:

I think HTML or Microsoft programming language.

 

any code from whatever program

[Goggwell 17.8k]

A programmer's wife sends him to the grocery store. His wife's instructions were: "Buy butter. Check if they have any eggs. If they do, buy 10."

So he bought 10 packs of butter.

[TheArmKing 60.3k]

3 hours ago, Goggwell said:

A programmer's wife sends him to the grocery store. His wife's instructions were: "Buy butter. Check if they have any eggs. If they do, buy 10."

So he bought 10 packs of butter.

Heard of that one